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-----------------------''' Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health...----------------------

(Keep in mind this is not me.I happen to like Hillary,Just thought this was funny.Enjoy)

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Just went to this place called "5 Guys famous burgers and fries"on SandLake/JYP.This has got to be the best Burger in Florida.It blew my mind.It was like Ambrosia, food of the freakin God's.Nothing artificial or added ,just fresh and made to order.That burger almost had me speaking in tongues,It was so good.Im still thinking about it.And they pile the fries in the bag.If I wasn't taking Pravachol(for cholesterol )I would be camped outside their doorstep.

Top 3 best burger sofar.

1.5 Guys burgers and fries

2.Chilis(anywhere)

3.Fuddruckers  (tie)/ Backyard Burger

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When I saw this I just couldn't stop laughing,It's absolutely hilarious.It kind of reminds you of Napolean Dynamite.It brought me to tears,so I just  had to post this.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIr3gaqefXg

 

 

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