The editor of a magazine said that one of his reporters, in the process of preparing a story on “Global Warming” had called off of work, sick. Her malady, he indicated, was that she had amassed such fear for the Earth's future, in the process of her research, that she was effectively paralyzed to the point of being unable to get out of her bed.
They went on to say that the Phobia is easily and effectively treated by action, more than by Counseling. “What action?” you might ask, in hope of warding off this dread condition before it takes you over.
The action of calculating your “Carbon Footprint,” quite naturally, and buying Carbon Offsets commensurate with your impact on the global climate condition.
Ha-ha-ha. What fools these Mortals be!
ORL
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Florida Native and Lifelong Resident. Country, but not redneck. Vietnam Vet (1970-71) not ashamed. Starting to grey around the edges and in my beard. Missing my dear Wife since 4/22/07. She went to be with Jesus. [I believe the Holy Bible (as originally written) is the inerrant Word of God. As much as it depends upon me, I will be at peace with all. Nevertheless, I will not compromise the tenets of Biblical Christianity. I know that many who say they are Christian do not care for or obey the teachings of Jesus.] . . . . [I believe the Constitution of the United States, including the first ten amendments (as originally written) and subsequent amendments passed by prescribed process, are the only legitimate law of this Nation UNDER GOD; that the tenets of our Constitution can be plainly understood by The Common Folk, as well as the erudite; and that those who would change those plain meanings by any craft or crook are Traitors to us all.]
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