Arky51's Blog

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Tax his land, > Tax his bed, > Tax the table > At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, > Tax his mule, > Teach him taxes > Are the rule.
Tax his cow, > Tax his goat, > Tax his pants, > Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, > Tax his shirt, > Tax his work, > Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, > Tax his drink, > Tax him if he > Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, > Tax his beers, > If he cries, then > Tax his tears.
Tax his car, > Tax his gas, > Find other ways > To tax his arse
Tax all he has > Then let him know > That you won't be done > Till he has no dough.
When he hollers, > Tax him some more, > Tax him till > He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, > Tax his grave, > Tax the sod >  in Which he's laid.
Put these words > upon his tomb, > 'Taxes drove me to my doom...'
Tell his Heirs > Do not relax, > Its time to apply > The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Prepared Food Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax (another tax on top of tax)
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax (is nothing sacred?)
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State, and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

The LOTTERY is a FOOL'S TAX

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago!

> and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt,
> had the largest middle class in the world,
> and Mom COULD stay home to raise the kids.

What the heck happened? >>>>>>> Can you spell 'POLITICIANS'? <<<<<<<

And dammit! ... I still have to 'press 1' for English.

NOW, FOR A MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION:
Why does everyone want to blame the President, whoever that may be? It is CONGRESS who taxes us, and they include provisions that are absolutely necessary for the Government to operate, so that the President cannot Veto the Bill in good conscience.

TB