The Galleria, how my Victoria's Secret bag saved the day
Once upon an afternoon
Month of August, not in June
I received a different chore
In the parking lot no more
I was sent to the mall
Pass out flyers, that's the call.
Stroll across Hawthorne Boulevard
For sure this job won't be too hard
A couple of flyers here and there
Visit VS for some underwear
Do my job and buy a thong
What could possibly go wrong?
I was forewarned to not appeal
Like flyers were what brought me here
I was told to do some shopping
Some genuine retail-hopping
Or else the next thing I would see
Would be the mall security
I wandered through consumer land
My bag of lingerie in hand
Acting natural as could be
So mall cops wouldn't bother me
I perused from store to store
"Want some flyers? Here, take more!"
Collecting names with my pen
Telling of Grand Openin'
GameStop and Sam Goody too
"Want some info? How 'bout you?
Shh, here comes security
Here's my card now, please call me!"
Through the food court, nonchalant
On this lead-collecting jaunt
When who before me should appear?
Security! Oh no! They're here!
About that time I wished for me
To have invisibility
I was approached by one mall dude
And thought for sure he would be rude
He asked what I was doing there
I showed my bag of underwear
I said I was notorious
For shopping at Victoria's
I silently began to pout
For surely I would be kicked out
But much to my sincere surprise
He wanted rates to analyze!
I did not expect to on this trip
Offer a mall cop a membership!
Later I returned to base
The biggest smile on my face
Said I was victorious
In the mall that hated us
I said if the mall is what they need
They should send a girl to get the leads!
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Pour some sugar on me.
Member Since: 4/24/2007