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Menage a Tony
Mar 14, 2008 | 12:25 PM
Category: Entertainment
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No one complains more than Tony...not even Jillian and me. When Tony sits in we always laugh...and not always at him. Tony is the nicest of us all...but Jill and I somehow bring out the worst in him. He's hungry...he's tired...he hasn't had time to pee in the last 3 hours. This morning he ran up to the vending machines during a break. He ate a bag of Doritos and made it back in time to look (somewhat) professional. Jill smelled something...a rat. Tony tried to deny it...but Jill did a breath smell check. Finally he owned up to it..and gave Jill some money to get more. She actually did not know we had vending machines...let alone where they were. But mission accomplished ( remember the last time somebody said that....) Jill got back in time with 3 bags of Doritos...which wound up on her dress. She had on a strapless dress that she kept adjusting ( none of us are very well adjusted)...the top part was white...now it's white and orange-ish. Now thats a Spicy Hot Dorito..
PS Nash's favorite joke...what kind of cheese is that....Nacho cheese...( OK one of our smarter producers Lisa B just read this and did not get the joke...she is so not smarter that a 5th grader...the joke is ...here I'll make it phonetic...NOT_YO_CHEESE)
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Nichole_Brown4
Mar 14, 2008 | 1:36 PM

Your guys crack me up. Whenever I'm having a bad day I know watching you will make me smile. Thanks for the laugh! <3
samo714 read my blog view my photos
Mar 14, 2008 | 1:43 PM

tony is a funny guy. he's real, and hell he loves to munch down. funny that you guys would rag on him binging on nacho cheese doritos. lol. i wish i could have seen it. i started a new shift so i'm out the door before i get to watch you guys, but the 1 hour stream is never enough. i love watching all 3 hours.
sebar read my blog view my photos
Mar 14, 2008 | 2:44 PM

Again Dorothy what is with you? You post a sexualized title for your topic post. Can't you author a decent blog with sexualizing it?
WordWise read my blog view my photos
Mar 14, 2008 | 4:26 PM

Dorothy, you're my favorite morning person. Poor Tony, having to sit between you two wild women! If he didn't "Just For Men" his hair, it'd be gray. Or he'd have pulled it out, if he didn't know where the vending machines are. Comfort food, not music, soothes the savage beast.

As far as Nash's joke goes, I think you misquoted him. The joke goes like this:

Q: Whose cheese is that?
A: It's Nacho (not your) cheese!

That's okay, I'm blond too.
shalimar read my blog
Mar 14, 2008 | 6:13 PM

and the point is
Shans-Deb read my blog view my photos
Mar 14, 2008 | 7:32 PM

Sebar,
Dorothy was just being silly, making a pun. No big deal.

Dorothy,
You guys should have ( or the studio should provide for you guys ) someone go buy a fruit platter or fruit smoothies each morning. It would be much healthier than dorito's... for you guys to start your day with.
sebar read my blog view my photos
Mar 14, 2008 | 10:55 PM

No, shans it is not a pun. It again is a sexualization of the topic name, and again with sex-sex-sex. Can't Dorothy post or say something that doesn't involve sexual connotations? I am wondering if Jillian's sexual spirit is inhabiting Dorothy's body!
Paul_D read my blog
Mar 14, 2008 | 11:20 PM

i think dorothy is sexy. i like sexy women. i think tony is sexy. i like tony. i love jillian!
Shans-Deb read my blog view my photos
Mar 15, 2008 | 7:54 AM

Yes, Sebar, it is a pun...on the reference of three. Why should you let it bother you either way?
Mohawk read my blog
Mar 15, 2008 | 8:09 AM

why do you always try to stifle someones words shans? why do sebars words bother you?
Shans-Deb read my blog view my photos
Mar 15, 2008 | 9:36 AM

mohawk,
I am not "bothered” and I do not “stifle". This is just your attempt to twist my words to fit your perception, once again proving your lack of comprehension of the English language. Due to your lack of comprehension, I will not attempt to define any of my posts to you, because it would be a waste of my time.
Emma_Lechtid
Mar 15, 2008 | 10:03 AM

Dorothy must mean "mange a trois"
marv read my blog view my photos
Mar 15, 2008 | 10:08 AM

Mange a Trois

No, I don't mean menage a trois. I mean mange as in eating. Anyway, the three of us went out for dinner together the other night. As it is known the three of us are not only best mates, but are also work together. We gathered to talk shjt and generally catch up. Now, those two are real women; they eat like horses, none of that small bites and leaving half the meal on the plate. So dinner conversation went like this: Stud Muffin and I had the best sex the other night". "Oh yeah, how's that?" I ask. "Well, she explains, "It was just so loving and real". "Yeah, me too!" The other announces, "It's like another world. My goof is just soooo sweet!" "Oh, for christs sake," I interject making retching sounds, "Listen to you guys. Am I the only one with balls here?"
Shans-Deb read my blog view my photos
Mar 15, 2008 | 10:20 AM

Marv,
Was that a sexual pun? (lol)
That is a very funny story you shared about the differences between male and female perspective.
marv read my blog view my photos
Mar 15, 2008 | 10:42 AM

hi shans! i want to make sure none of the bloggers or responders gets the feeling that everything written here has a sexual inuendo. sometimes our minds can play tricks on us and we observe the world as fitting a pattern we have convinced ourselves is reality when in fact a double entendre is often just witty usage of homographs, or homophones or homonyms. i am a homophile!
Shans-Deb read my blog view my photos
Mar 15, 2008 | 11:16 AM

Marv,
Thank you for making that point very, very clear, for the benefit of those who don’t seem to understand it on their own. I appreciate your wit! You are a man with the ability to clearly perceive words as they are intended, and you have a good sense of humor!
sebar read my blog view my photos
Mar 15, 2008 | 11:39 AM

well do not worry everybody, I am honoring both GDLA women with a box of sweets....Ho-Ho's!
marv read my blog view my photos
Mar 15, 2008 | 11:50 AM

i like Hostess brand devil's food cupcakes and ding dongs.
Emma_Lechtid
Mar 15, 2008 | 2:05 PM

Gee Marv, I was just referring to the Doritos? Do you like Doritos?
rockstar93065
Mar 15, 2008 | 2:46 PM

everyone....dorothy is an emtertainment reporter..get it, entertainment...dont take youselves so seriously...lighten up and get over your bad selves....too many dark clouds....take it from a normal guy, Dorothy is caliente and sexy!
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Dorothy_Lucey

I'm the entertainment reporter for the Emmy award-winning Good Day LA, seen weekday mornings at 7:00 a.m. on KTTV FOX 11. I file late-breaking and comprehensive news from the entertainment industry each weekday morning in addition to presenting live interviews with leading celebrities, both in-studio and on location.

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