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NO ONE YELLS "WHAT ARE YOU WEARING" AT ME...IT'S MORE LIKE WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT? IT LOOKS LIKE I SHOP AT "INAPPROPRIATE R US". BUT HEY, AT 5AM I JUST GRAB WHATEVER IS NOT ON THE FLOOR OF MY CLOSET. OUR WONDERFUL MAKE UP PERSON (ROBYN) IS ALWAYS HAPPY WHEN I WEAR SOMETHING OTHER THAN BLACK. PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK JILLIAN AND ME ABOUT OUR CLOTHES (MORE JILL THAN ME...BUT HEY SHE DOESN'T BLOG SO YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME ), SO HERE IS MY SCHMATA BLAGA FOR THIS WEEK.

MONDAY...OK I CAN NOT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I WORE...PROBABLY BLACK CAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL FAT (FROM CANDY FRIDAY AND WEEKEND WINE). SO LETS ASSUME I WORE SOMETHING BLACK AND IT PROBABLY WASN'T ALL THAT INAPPROPRIATE. IT MAY HAVE INVOLVED A SHORT SKIRT BUT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT. OK OUR TRUSTY PRODUCER ELOY CHECKED THE SHOW TAPE. HE JUST SAID, "YOU WORE A BLACK STRAPPY THINGY " IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME (ME AND CELINE DION). I GOT THAT ONLINE ON SALE AT NEIMAN MARCUS. IT'S A NICOLE MILLER PERFECT BLACK DRESS HAS RUSHING TO HIDE EVERYTHING (MAYBE MORE COCKTAIL PARTY THAN 7 AM BUT I LOVED IT). OUR DIRECTOR FRANCIS AND HAIR PERSON PATTY ARE BOTH ON LINE NOW TRYING TO GET THE DRESS...IT'S ON SALE HURRY!!)

TUESDAY...ANIMAL PRINT. I WORE AN OFF THE SHOULDER BLUMARINE DRESS. IT'S FROM LAST YEAR AND I THINK I WORE IT TO ONE OF JILLIAN'S BABY SHOWERS. AGAIN NOT REALLY A DRESS FOR THE OFFICE ...BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT UP MY BUTT. NICE LONG DRESS (THEREFORE STEVE DIDN'T LIKE IT).

WEDNESDAY WAS APPARENTLY MY WEDDING DAY. I WORE A WHITE DRESS THAT I CAN WEAR TO MY NEXT WEDDING. PEOPLE HERE SAID I LOOKED LIKE I WAS JUMPING OUT OF A CAKE OR WEARING A SCRAPBOOK, JILL SAID I LOOKED LIKE I WAS GOING TO A QUINCIENERA . I LOVED IT... EXCEPT IT WAS TOO TIGHT. AGAIN I BOUGHT IT ONLINE. LAST WEEK WE DID A STORY CALLED "B.U.I." ...BUYING UNDER THE INFLUENCE ... WHICH IS SHOPPING AND DRINKING AT HOME. A DRINK IN ONE HAND AND A MOUSE IN THE OTHER AND YOUR JUST A CLICK AWAY FROM ANYTHING YOU WANT. "B.U.I." CAN BE VERY EXPENSIVE PLUS PEOPLE OFTEN BUY A SIZE TO SMALL. APPARENTLY WHEN YOU DRINK YOU SHRINK. I COULD NOT BREATHE SO I'M THINKING THE DRESS WAS A SIZE (OR 2 SIZES) TOO SMALL.

THURSDAY I WORE THE DRESS OUR PRODUCER LISA B HATES MOST OF ALL. SHE CALLS IT THE OH MIGHTY ISIS DRESS. APPARENTLY I LOOK LIKE A SUPER HERO FROM THE 70'S. IT HAS A BIG FAKE JEWEL IN THE MIDDLE. IT'S BY SKY (STORE ON ROBERTSON). IT'S NOT TO EXPENSIVE BUT TERRIBLY HEAVY. YOU GET A WORK OUT JUST WEARING IT.
AND VERY WRONG FOR THE MORNING.

IT'S FRIDAY...SKY AGAIN. A BLACK HALTER...VERY NAKED. SOMETHING YOU SHOULD WEAR CLUBBING... NOT FOR ANY MORNING TV SHOW...EXCEPT OURS.

I TEND TO WEAR WHITE OR BLACK (VERY BORING I KNOW). I LOVE DESIGNER DRESSES BUT MORE OFTEN I SHOP AT H&M, FOREVER 21 AND ZARA... FOR A SPLURGE I LIKE NEIMAN'S AND PLANET BLUE (IN THE BU).

I JUST YELLED TO LISA BRECK "WHAT ARE YOU WEARING". SHE WORE A PRETTY PLUM DRESS ON. I MAY BE WEARING THAT (SO HEY COLOR) ON MONDAY!

BY THE WAY NEXT WEEK WE ARE DOING SOMETHING CALLED "REMEMBER WHEN." WE WILL BE SHOWING OLD PHOTOS AND VIDEOS OF ALL OF US (EVEN LITTLE STEVIE).

SO HERE IS A SNEAK PEAK OF THE DRESS I WORE WHEN I WENT TO THE WHITE HOUSE.



PRODUCER LISA B. SAID IT WAS WAY TOO SEXY FOR A DINNER AT THE WHITE HOUSE, BUT I TOLD HER THAT PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER LIKED IT A LOT (HE MAY HAVE HAD SOME LUST IN HIS HEART). IN THIS PICTURE I'M WITH AN OLD BOYFRIEND (HEY BOB LINDSAY... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN??) BUT I WORE THE SAME WHEN I WENT TO THE WHITE HOUSE DINNER WITH ALEC BALDWIN (HOW'S THAT FOR NAME DROPPING)?

SO MAKE SURE YOU WATCH NEXT WEEK WHEN ALL OF US (EVEN STEVE) WILL ALL AND SILLY!