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HOW TO FIND A BLOG
Mar 29, 2008 | 6:35 AM
Category: News
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Here is a lesson for the mentally challenged on this site.

IMPORTANT - AS THIS WILL BE A MAJOR CHALLENGE FOR YOU, BE SURE TO READ ALL DIRECTIONS AT LEAST 5 TIMES BEFORE ATTEMPTING!

If someone mentions a particular blog on the “my fox” site by name:

1)If you lack the ability to remember the blog's name, take out your crayons and write it in large letters on a poster board. Also write down the exact location you are now at, but do not write this on the same poster board - use a permanent marker and write this on your arm and also on your bedroom wall.

2)VERY IMPORTANT - resist the temptation to go to any of your favorite propaganda web sites, remind yourself that this blog is on this site & challenge yourself to actually find it.

3)Go to the page that shows all the blogs - follow this carefully because it may confuse you - you get to this page by clicking on the “See all ____ Blogs” link

4)Once you find this page (or had someone find it for you), you now have to locate where you scribbled the blog’s name with your crayons.

5)Although you have nothing better to do in your worthless life, do not spend more than a few days trying to find your scribble. Simply go back to the beginning.

6)VERY IMPORTANT - resist the temptation to go to any of your favorite propaganda web sites, remind yourself that this blog is on this site & challenge yourself to actually find it.

7)Now you see why it was so important to write the exact location in permanent ink. Once you locate on your arm or bedroom wall where you wrote the location, return to Step 1 and start over. Of course the 1st time you wrote the location as “sitting in front of the computer in my bedroom”. This is why it is so important to read these directions 5 times before attempting. Do not blame yourself for not having the ability to realize the location you were supposed to write down was where someone else mentioned the particular blog that you don’t understand how to find. Calm down, take a deep breath, and remember - you are special.

8)VERY IMPORTANT - resist the temptation to go to any of your favorite propaganda web sites, remind yourself that this blog is on this site & challenge yourself to actually find it.

9)Assuming the computer has not become extinct before you figure out how to complete Steps 3 & 4, congratulate yourself. See, you are special.

10)Now simply scroll down until you locate the blog that someone mentioned. This may take a few minutes (or in your case a few months) but you have nothing better to do than smooch butt anyway.

To save yourself the trouble of trying to understand these simple instructions, instead have someone with an IQ higher than you* take about 2 minutes to find the blog.

*this is easy, most people have IQ’s higher than 2 - but don’t fret, you are special

Hope this helps floydfreak. Pass this on to the other DA’s like you on here. Never mind. Like you, it won’t help others with IQ’s of 2 either.
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MoonOwl read my blog view my photos
Mar 29, 2008 | 8:55 AM

I ate my crayons... I'm s.o.l.
Vittorio read my blog view my photos
Mar 29, 2008 | 9:31 AM

While we all miss Hawkeye and his particular form of lunacy, I suppose we can rejoice at who appears to be his replacement as chief inquisitor.

Try tolerance instead of arrogance in the future.
HEAFFA2DA read my blog
Mar 29, 2008 | 6:37 PM

Even making it this simple, dum dum floydfreak still can't figure it out.
DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Mar 29, 2008 | 8:44 PM

Personal attacks are so unnecessary.

Why would you post something like this?
HEAFFA2DA read my blog
Mar 30, 2008 | 4:54 AM

Look through the posts - it's simply giving back what is thrown my way. For example, my first blog evidently brought up a subject he doesn’t agree with - global warming. I simply posted a news article. This is a subject that people should read about as much as possible, because of conflicting information available. And because of this conflicting information, I don’t totally agree with either side. Yet it looks like because I posted this article, people with the mind ability of FloydFreak immediately think I must agree with the other side.

Well, there were 16 posts before FloydFreak showed up. He makes 2 posts back to back, finishing with calling me a “flaming lib”. Would you call that a personal attack?

Does this bozo know anything about me? No, other then I threw out a news article that he doesn’t agree with.

Possibly this bozo is used to people cowering and running away, especially when his like kind agree with him. More people should just flat out tell him exactly what he is.
HEAFFA2DA read my blog
Mar 30, 2008 | 5:06 AM

Funny, now dum dum floydfreak is posting blogs about oil company profits - whining & moaning that no one will debate him.

Hey dumba$$ - follow the simple instructions above and even you could find the blog on this subject. (OK, I'm giving you too much credit - have someone find the blog for you. Hey, you could then even claim you found it yourself) There is no need for additional blogs covering the same subject, and your wimpy attempts at trying to show how much of a man you are so no one will debate you is laughable. Keep on making a fool of yourself, this is funny stuff.
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HEAFFA2DA

Enjoys proving the zero IQ's of political wackos. The fun begins when they realize their lack of intelligence. Their typical way of then slithering away & crawling under a rock is to A)deny they said what they said (even if it's 2 posts earlier within same blog), B)say the same BS over & over (knowing that those on their same IQ level will then believe it must be correct since they heard it somewhere before), C)wimply delete posts on their blogs that show them for what they are, D)refer to you by changing your screen name (not abbreviating, but such as Annie Fanny - remember 3rd grade) or, E)the ultimate compliment, post blogs that a 3rd grader would be proud of under a take off of your screen name. Look at their posts, then sadly realize these individuals vote. Then you will have a better idea of why our country is in the mess it's in.

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