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Miss Cranapple (who teaches 1st grade in rural North Florida) asked her students if there were any current events they would like to discuss.

Tiny Richard Jr. raised his hand & said "ma daddy sayis that thore can'tnt be no such theeng as global warmings." Miss Cranapple asked tiny Richard Jr. how his daddy knew that. "He sayis that it are cold out thore today, so his buddies sayis hows can anysone sayis it's a warming." replied tiny Richard Jr.

Miss Cranapple quickly turned towards the chalk board so tiny Richard Jr. wouldn't see her laughing. She knew tiny Richard Jr's daddy, big Richard,  fell out onto the KMart floor during his birth & never made it past the 1st grade, even though he brought an apple to school every day for the teacher. When she composed herself, she told tiny Richard Jr that it's more complicated than that simple approach. She added "Tiny Richard Jr, one day you will realize how important the combination of a good education and a strong mind is. That way you will be able to think for yourself rather than believing anything you hear just because it sounds right to you."

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FloydFreak read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 1:21 PM

Hey Rickles. You really ARE a comedian, aren't you. Very creative. I'm impressed - I really am.

Try out this web site (yes, I am providing the link):

http://schnittshow.970wfla.com/globalwarming.html

There are 300+ links for your perusal. It isn't just Paul that thinks it's hogwash.

BTW: You DID apologize to him, didn't you?

yellowdog read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 1:56 PM

Paul who?

If it's the weather guy I think I HATE PAUL!!!!!!!

That is a funny one Heaff. Not bad for a pinko commie.

HEAFFA2DA read my blog
Apr 15, 2008 | 2:24 PM

FloydFreak - thank you for the link. Unlike people who have their heads in the sand totally believing one side or the other because of their political leanings, I am interested in learning more about this subject. Unfortunately because I don't totally agree with you, you and the other 2 stooges call me a lib along with other things. (BTW - do you guys really believe that calling someone a lib bothers them? The word only means something bad to those who have been brainwashed to think that way. But if it gives you a thrill - go for it).

Yellowdog - how absolutely terrible. Now you will have to try to live the best you can even with blogs being written that you should apologize. Have strength, you can survive.
Oh, & thanks.

yellowdog read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 3:13 PM

Did you know that the rumor has it that Paul's sister may be a famous thespian?

mmustangg read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 3:20 PM

Floyd...Why are you bothering debating this LIBERAL on the topic of global warming/climate change or whatever the PR department calls it these days. No matter how much EVIDENCE you present him with, he'll never debate you on it. He'll just call you names and say you are wrong. Just like if you told him that the sun warming the planet will release more CO2 from the oceans and it's not the rise in CO2 that causes the warming. You can't ask him to go back thousands of years in the climate record and explain where the CO2 came from during past warm periods. He can't do it. He'll just call you something like a$$hole or worse.

Hell, he can't even put a punchline on his stories. I think Mr Rickles is slipping.

Oh...one more thing. Don't worry about Paul. I'm sure he can come in here and drill holes in any misinformation presented, no matter who presents it.

mmustangg read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 3:23 PM

YD,

No...that's Mark Willson and it's his brother, not his sister. Didn't see him in the movie the Phantom? Leave the comedy to your leader Mr Rickles.*lol*

HEAFFA2DA read my blog
Apr 15, 2008 | 4:57 PM

This is too easy. Just throw the bait out & boom. So where's the other stooge?

mmustangg read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 5:30 PM

Nyuck nyuck nyuck! Mr Rickles you prove me right every time your fingers hit the keys! When you can't reply to a topic, you cut to the insults. Yes, I tagged you correctly when I dubbed thee "Mr Rickles, King of the insult comics." Too bad you dont know squat about the climate! **LMAO*

And yes, you are a "master baiter"!
Talk about too easy! *ROFLMAO*
Stop it Mr Rickles! My sides hurt here!

yellowdog read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 8:15 PM

This goes back to the Claude Pepper/George Smathers race for US Senate in the early 60's, when Smathers spread the word that Pepper's sister was a famous thespian in NYC.

The Florida rednecks were aghast and Smathers won handily.

It's a JOKE!!!!! Paul gets, it I'm sure.

He is a pretty good weather guy.

HE WILL affirm the fact of man has caused global warming if you ask him. Put that in you pipe and smoke it, little redneck boys.

My pal Heaff is right on this one.

mmustangg read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 8:30 PM

I think I heard him say once on the air once that the few 10th of a degree that mam MIGHT be responsible for are negligible. Put that in you pipe. You know, the one you smoke the other stuff in! *lol*

Also, what I said was a joke too. Hence my comment about "Leave the comedy to your leader Mr Rickles." Leave the insults to Rickles too. He's better at it! *lol*

mmustangg read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 8:32 PM

Ooops....typo..."man", not mam. *LOL* Anyone got a copy of Mavis Beacon I can borrow?

yellowdog read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 9:28 PM

Life is a big joke, stang.

If you can't have fun....your drawers are too bunged....take a breath and enjoy the ride.

You and I see the world as a bowl of cherries with an occasional hidden stone.

RandyLoo read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 9:50 PM

Breathing Banned in California
(Sacremento CA) Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a law today to immediately ban breathing in California. The ban would prevent the exhalation of 25 tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere each year by human beings and help stop global warming.

"This law vill signal to the vorld that California is doing its part to stop global warming." said the red faced governor in a morning press conference. "Gotta keep this real short because this is literally my last breath on earth." gasped a blue faced Schwarzenegger and he then collapsed.

The law was very popular according to a random polling. "This law will save millions of polar bears from drowning so it's worth a little discomfort. I wish everyone in the world would stop breathing their poisonous gases into the air. Most people are just useless eaters and breathers anyway." wheezed Nancy Pelosi

Within ten minutes all Californians were dead from respiratory failure. The world was safe now for baby polar bears and ice bergs.

from spoof.com...sorry couldn't resist the humor.

yellowdog read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 6:34 AM

Good one Loo.

mmustangg read my blog view my photos
Apr 22, 2008 | 1:20 PM

So where did the "master baiter" go? He might be able to chum but can he set the hook? Doesn't look like it! *lol*

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HEAFFA2DA

Enjoys proving the zero IQ's of political wackos. The fun begins when they realize their lack of intelligence. Their typical way of then slithering away & crawling under a rock is to A)deny they said what they said (even if it's 2 posts earlier within same blog), B)say the same BS over & over (knowing that those on their same IQ level will then believe it must be correct since they heard it somewhere before), C)wimply delete posts on their blogs that show them for what they are, D)refer to you by changing your screen name (not abbreviating, but such as Annie Fanny - remember 3rd grade) or, E)the ultimate compliment, post blogs that a 3rd grader would be proud of under a take off of your screen name. Look at their posts, then sadly realize these individuals vote. Then you will have a better idea of why our country is in the mess it's in.

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