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The GWB Presidential Library
Apr 30, 2008 | 1:16 PM
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The GWB Presidential Library  
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.   The Library will include:   The Karl Rove Room - to gain admittance you must read & repeat the sign on the door 100 times which reads “Welcome to our fabulous swimming pool filled with refreshingly cool sparkling clean water.” The room actually has a 12’ deep hole filled with bull manure. Middle class Republicans (and those who just think they are above middle class) enjoy this room over & over. The belly flop is the favorite dive in this room.   The Rush Limbaugh Room - same inside as the Karl Rove Room. However, oil is sold at the door for $125 per barrel, & you must enter the “pool” nude & butt first.   The “Tax Cut” Restaurant - serving daily:
 A) For those in the top 5% income = FREE filet mignon, caviar, & champagne
 B) for everyone else = FREE peanuts & water, so they can say they are giving  something to everyone. However, the “everyone else” group will be charged a
 fee as they exit. The museum wants to be clear that this is not a charge for     the peanuts & water, & certainly is not a “tax”!   The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction, but reportedly doing a “great job“.   The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can’t remember anything   The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t have to even show up as long as daddy has some pull.   The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.   The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.   The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).   The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
 
The Economy Room - wall to wall toilets.   The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.   The Dick Cheney Room, in an undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery. Upon entering, you will receive an “I’m a Big Dick” button.   The Environmental Conservation Room which is empty.   The “Drug Plan” room which they’re still trying to figure out.   The “Welcome Scientists” room - the door has been barricaded & welded shut.   The Immigration Reform Room complete with undocumented attendants.   The “Thanks Jeb” Room - with memorabilia of the 2000 election.   The “Thanks Ohio” Room - with memorabilia of the 2004 election.   The Oil Baron’s Lounge - with continuous updates on the price of a barrel of oil, & the price of a gallon of gas.   The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.    The “Decider Room” complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.   The “Twilight Zone” Movie Theatre - Featuring a remake of the fantasy film “The Rescue of Private Lynch” A highlight of the film will show GWB running through a hail of bullets, with bombs falling within a few feet. While running he spots a VHS tape in perfect condition in the middle of a bombed out totally destroyed building. When this tape is played, it shows a grainy image of someone claiming to be from his friend’s family, the bin Ladens. This individual claims that he has kidnapped Private Lynch and that he is treating her the same way Bush treats Americans, but he is being kind enough to use vaseline. GWB wipes a tear from his eye while crying out “I will find that evil doer”. Oh yeah, there is something on the tape about a claim to be behind 09/11 too. The thrilling end will show GWB  with sword in hand leading Cheney, Rove, & others up a hill to rescue the fair maiden, who of course is in a princess dress. The camera then zooms to another hill where sheep are positioned to spell out “Mission Accomplished”.       To highlight the President’s accomplishments, the museum will have
electron microscopes (available for a “donation”) to help in your attempt to locate one.  
When asked, President Bush said that he didn’t care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father’s.  
Admission:   Independents - will be given a check for $600 to “stimulate” their thinking. They must sign a waiver that they will vote by absentee ballots & send the ballots to a Crawford, Texas address.   Republicans - free   Democrats - $1000,  3 Euros, or the cost of a tank of gas - whichever is currently higher. They will also be sent a bill to pay for the Independents stimulation checks.
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Vittorio read my blog view my photos
Apr 30, 2008 | 3:34 PM

Well FTP, I feel you went to far this time with your BLEEP. So I took the opportunity to report your response to Fox. I feel if one wants to insult someone, they should do it in person. If they insult a spouse, they should be prepared to see if their health insurance is any good. I hope that after you hit puberty you correct your defective personality before someone does it for you.
WTVT_Boex read my blog view my photos
Apr 30, 2008 | 4:08 PM

Thank you for your note, Vitt. Let the record show that I deleted the offending comment, lest we go down THAT road again.
yellowdog read my blog view my photos
Apr 30, 2008 | 6:26 PM

Why can't you leave the vulgarity out of your stuff?

The post was funny until you apparently turned on your disgusting pig routine.

You obviously can't control your dark side. Shame.
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Enjoys proving the zero IQ's of political wackos. The fun begins when they realize their lack of intelligence. Their typical way of then slithering away & crawling under a rock is to A)deny they said what they said (even if it's 2 posts earlier within same blog), B)say the same BS over & over (knowing that those on their same IQ level will then believe it must be correct since they heard it somewhere before), C)wimply delete posts on their blogs that show them for what they are, D)refer to you by changing your screen name (not abbreviating, but such as Annie Fanny - remember 3rd grade) or, E)the ultimate compliment, post blogs that a 3rd grader would be proud of under a take off of your screen name. Look at their posts, then sadly realize these individuals vote. Then you will have a better idea of why our country is in the mess it's in.

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