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by John_Schwada from Los Angeles

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Is it possible our nation's longest running political soap-opera is over? Tell me it ain't so!

What are we going to do with our lives if the Barack and Hillary show is really over. Take up knitting, kick-boxing? Join the ladies auxiliary club or an Irish drinking society? Stop e-mailing the latest dish on Hillary or Barack? Go cold turkey on surfing the web for the latest You-Tube video of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright? Noooooo! We want our conflict, deceit, explosive revelations, videos from the past, constant do-or-die moments, hail-Mary passes, the possibilities for endless speculation and rumination, blogging and flogging the blogs!

But let's face it. The time for kindly fortune or hoary providence to come sailing in from the sky to save the day for Hillary is over...North Carolina and Indiana ended it. It's been great folks - now it's time to return to earth. There is no saving deus ex machina to pull her irons out of the fire.

Even Democrats, after all this agony, excitement, ecstasy must be having post-partum blues after Tuesday's results that left the cyborg Hillary with an impossible mission of trying to patch her political fortunes back together again.

Of course, you must guess my secret ploy here.

Every time the pundits, the bloggers, the guy slumped at the bar, the editorialist and the guy next door have pronounced this contest over, it has acted like a contrarian tonic, an elixir of life, that has caused the dying patient, the flagging contest, to sit up and amaze us with his, her or its latest irrepressible, miraculous sign of vigor...or flirtation with disaster. And how much better is this than Lindsey and Brittney, Oprah and Mylie? How much better is this food - for our brains, our civic muscles?

So let us all join hands and pronounce our dearly beloved dead, with a wink, knowing it will only jinx the inevitable, humiliate our predictions, confound the gods.
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John_Schwada read my blog view my photos
May 7, 2008 | 6:41 PM

crafty: ur in the movie biz, where's your love of drama...aren't you sad the circus is leaving town? do you only see the elephant manure in the street? what about the clowns, the flying trapeze artists, the human cannonball?

John_Schwada read my blog view my photos
May 8, 2008 | 11:09 AM

i am actively soliciting your prescriptions for dealing with the post-partum distress? what are you now doing with your life now that the best show in town is over?

DMMickie read my blog view my photos
May 8, 2008 | 11:38 AM

John: So, when do you predict Hillary will drop out?
- Postpartum distress? Solution, Betty Ford's Poli-rehab center for burned out reporters. There you will not be allow to read newspapers, use the internet, or discuss politics. Instead your will be asked to step down from your pedestal and write children's stories for kids in the inner city.
-Me, I am going to, sigh a breath of relief.
-Like the new photos! (Clean up your desk.) I have a better caption for the last pic looking in the mirror.
" mirror, mirror, on the wall who looks the most like Harrison Ford?"
- BTW tuned in to that 10 o'clock show just to watch your report of the primaries and Phil Shuman reported the story?!?!? WHat is up with that?

DfDeportation read my blog view my photos
May 10, 2008 | 10:27 AM

ha ha ha Euro-Sheen. You could probalby sell a whole bunch of that stuff over on Rodeo Drive. ha ha ha Or on spanish television...

John_Schwada read my blog view my photos
May 11, 2008 | 11:46 AM

drerunner: you may be right abt hillary being the better general election candidate but perhaps only if - and this is a big if - she could win the nomination w/o alienating a really big bloc of the democratic party...i.e., blacks and young people.

it could be argued these voters would have no one to vote for but hillary in the general. but that's a prediction that fails to take into account some of the realities of campaigns. these voters could be so disappointed that they sit out the election or sit on their hands - and not do any heavy-lifting (fundraising, organizing, precinct-walking, etc) that is an essential part of campaigning.

the problem for the democrats (of course, we're only talking abt their problems right now - the republicans have their own set of problems) is that whoever wins there's going to be some very disappointed folks. look at the exit polls that show sizeable numbers of hillary voters would NOT vote for obama if he were the nominee

DMMickie read my blog view my photos
May 11, 2008 | 3:21 PM

Drerunner: "the divine order"? oh brother.
These folks are nuts. Good grief.

-John: Like the new picture, wonder where you got it ;0) He is a handsome fella!

JimmyBobby
May 12, 2008 | 12:14 AM

My guess, John, is that you've already joined the Irish drinking society. I don't blame you.

John_Schwada read my blog view my photos
May 12, 2008 | 10:25 AM

i'm enjoying the drerunner/dmmickie debate, and i don't want to interrupt it. but getting back to the original pt of this blog....the rasmussen polling organization has "decided" that the democratic nomination has been won by obama and therefore it is poised to end its polling on that issue. here's what rasmussen says on its website:

"...while Senator Clinton has remained close and competitive in every meaningful measure, she is a close second and the race is over. It has become clear that Barack Obama will be the Democratic nominee.....

"With this in mind, Rasmussen Reports will soon end our daily tracking of the Democratic race and focus exclusively on the general election competition between Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama. Barring something totally unforeseen, that is the choice American voters will have before them in November. While we have not firmly decided upon a final day for tracking the Democratic race, it is coming soon."

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John_Schwada

As a reporter at Fox 11 News, I have covered national political conventions, presidential impeachment hearings and gubernatorial recall campaigns. I've done double-duty as an investigative reporter and, in this capacity, won Golden Mike and Emmy awards. I also have labored in the newspaper biz: LA Herald-Examiner, the LA Times, the San Diego Union, the Arizona Republic and the Riverside Press-Enterprise. I went to UC Berkeley and learned to respect the sharpshooting ability of Alameda County's "blue-meanies" who could hit protesters in the derriere with buckshot from 50 paces. I'm now looking for a wealthy benefactor who will donate their villa in Spain to me and my family.

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