Hillary Says:
We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
"God bless the America we are trying to create."
"I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian."
"I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being
pres -- being a first-term senator." --on her presidential ambitions
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
"Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody's going to believe them." --on Bill Clinton's bimbo eruptions
"If I didn't kick his ass every day, he wouldn't be worth anything." --on Bill Clinton
Obama Says:
"I would have to...investigate more of Bill's dancing abilities, you
know, and some of this other stuff before I accurately judge whether he
was in fact a brother." --on whether Bill Clinton was "our first black
president"
On the controversial Ukraine election: "Well, President Bush said he
wanted to export American-style democracy and, by God, I think it's
working."
Obama also held up a mock-up of a supermarket tabloid proclaiming, "Obama's Shocking Secret: He's Strom Thurmond's Love Child."
On excitement in his father's native Kenya that his election would mean
the building of billions of dollars in new roads, bridges, hospitals,
and schools in their country: "I've tried to explain how it works these
days. First comes the invasion, and then billions in aid."
"(The pundits) said you can't win in a year like this with a name like
Obama. There was quite a bit of confusion at first, but it did get me
free airtime on Al Jazeera."
"It's been a great ride. But I know how quickly these fads can pass. You all remember the pet rock, the mood ring, Howard Dean."
McCain Says:
"I will conduct a respectful debate. Now, it will be dispirited -- it
will be spirited -- because there are stark differences. I am a proud
conservative, liberal Republica-- conservative Republican...Hello? Easy
there." (
Watch video clip)
"The issue of economics is not something I've understood as well as I should. I've got Greenspan's book."
"It's not social issues I care about."
"F**k you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room." --to
Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), during a testy exchange about immigration
legislation
"There are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through
those neighborhoods today." --prior to visiting a Baghdad market while
being flanked by 22 soldiers, 10 armored Humvees, and two Apache attack
helicopters
"You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran? Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran." (
Watch video clip)
"No, I'm calling you a f*cking jerk." --to fellow Republican Sen. Chuck
Grassley, when Grassley asked "Are you calling me stupid?"
"Only an a**hole would put together a budget like this ... I wouldn't
call you an a**hole unless you really were an a**hole." --to Budget
Committee Chairman and fellow Repulican Sen. Pete Domenici, during a
Senate budget hearing
"I am sure that Senator Clinton would make a good President. I have no doubt that Senator Clinton would make a good President."
"I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'"
"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*nt." -to
his wife, Cindy, after she playfully twirled his hair and said "You're
getting a little thin up there,"
as reported in the book The Real McCain by Cliff Schecter
"Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father." --at a 1998 Republican fundraiser
I posted this as a comment, and it was originally floating around for the 2004 elections, but I do find it aptly appropriate now.
I originally posted this as a comment, but I want some feed back...
If the Clinton's make it back into the White House, will Monica make a return as well? She does have experience after all!
I dunno if we need more boogers in the White House.
