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This one's for the gals. Older dogs, err cough,cough, I mean guys tend to  :  be loyal, a good companion, sweeter in disposition,more attentive, rarely stray from home, are house broken, eat less,  more experienced lovers.

So gals what's the issue ? You just have to remember two things : older guys, err cough, cough, I mean dogs sometimes will still barf on your lap or crap on your carpet. But don't they still need and deserve your love ?

Hopefully this doesn't offend anyone. I thought it good for a laugh  !
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BrendaG read my blog view my photos
Apr 14, 2008 | 7:54 AM

Crap on my carpet and find yourself at the curb!!! And no I don't do "skid marks" either!!!! I could forgive the puke thing, just not the crap thing! So don't go taking any medication that lists "anal seepage" as a side effect and all will be fine me thinks! LMAOROTF!

rexsmom read my blog view my photos
Apr 14, 2008 | 9:14 AM

My husband is 9yrs (almost to the day) older then me and I absolutely agree. Anyway, I have all tile floors, who cares what he gets on them, it comes right off. lol

DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Apr 14, 2008 | 3:56 PM

My husband is 10 years older than me, and if he doesn't straighten up, he's gonna be really, really sorry! You know that country song by Keith Urban, "Stupid Boy" ? Well, it was written explicitly for him! If he doesn't mend his ways, he'll be singing that OTHER country song, "Gone" !

Meb452m read my blog
Apr 14, 2008 | 5:24 PM

Brenda and rexsmom glad you enjoyed. Deborah, I'm not really into country, so either of those songs draw a blank. There is one that I know though, Mac Davis must have wrote it for guys like me : "It's Hard To Be Humble ", Its hard to be humble when you're perfect in each and every way,to know me is to love me, I get better looking every day ! I don't recall the rest, but you can see where this is leading. LOL !!!!! I don't know your husband, but for his sake I hope he makes amends, before you and Brenda compare notes. Brenda's a bad,bad , very bad, bad girl ! LOL!!!!!

ZiggyFla read my blog view my photos
Apr 14, 2008 | 7:35 PM

I mean guys tend to : be loyal, a good companion, sweeter in disposition,more attentive, rarely stray from home, are house broken, eat less, more experienced lovers

Ok Meb you suave devil, give it up and tell me where these older dogs your talking about are....lol. The ones I have found do none of the above. They were kicked to the curb, skid marks and all, oh and the burps and other disgusting habits.....lol.

Meb452m read my blog
Apr 14, 2008 | 7:49 PM

That would be me, thanky,thanky, thanky Ziggy ! Crone's got a post on aprodiasiacs and the libido in the news category. She's new, a good sport, and allows me some artistic freedom as well ! I've got another post planned that may answer some more of those questions. I don't cut and paste so it will be a time consuming affair. However a gal I met on myspace rated it well. She said she was laughing so hard a friend came in to check on her.

Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 10:32 AM

Meb, do you have Crisco in your hairy, belly button? LOL Don't ask me why I asked. Guess it really has nothing to do with older dogs, err, cough, cough, guys.

Nothing like holding your favorite dog, and scratching him behind his ears. We are talking about men, aren't we?

catspajamas read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 10:41 AM

LOL!@Brenda!!!!!

DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 12:53 PM

Meb, You watch what you say about my gal-pal Brenda! Us girls have the tendency to stick together, you know! BTW, you can "google" either of those songs!
OMGracious, Gammies! Why on Earth would you ask that, did you find out something we should know about???? Eewwwww LOL

BrendaG read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 2:42 PM

Hey Deb have you ever fed him Alpo and called it liver patee? LOL! Or let him him eat a cat food sandwich just because he insisted on buying the cheap tuna and the labels got mixed up at the packing plant? LMFAO!

I am not bad, I swear I am not! And no I did not feed mine liver patee, but I have a friend who did fed it to him and his demanding friend! LOL!

Mine ate the cat food, not knowing it was cat food, always trying to save a penny here and there. I like Albacore and it better be Chicken of the Sea or Bumble Bee, but Cyclops decided to buy that Blue Bay tuna anyway.... He kept complaining that it tasted funny LOL! Well after about a week of him complaining, it was on TV that they had a mix up at the packing plant and some Blue Bay tuna was labeled cat food and some cat food got labeled Blue Bay tuna.... I never heard any cats complain, and I never saw another can of that cheap crap in my pantry either!!! He is learning the hard way that you don't cut corners when it comes to food! LOL!

DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 3:39 PM

AAAAHHHHHH! That would be soooooo funny! I did do something reeaaallly bad to his grilled cheese sandwich, once. I wiped it across my kitchen floor before I gave it to him! He was being a particularly big a-hole that day, and deserved it! I still don't regret doing it!

Meb452m read my blog
Apr 15, 2008 | 5:02 PM

Gammies no crisco there or anywhere else for that matter. I'm having trouble typing though, you said something about scratching behind the ears, and now I'm scratching my belly with the toes on my right foot. RRRRRRRRRR, ARRRRFFFF, RRRRRRRRR, RRRRRRRRRR!!!

polecatextreme read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 9:56 AM

brenda, watch out some of us old dogs still have a bite or two left. rowf rowf

polecatextreme read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 9:57 AM

brenda, watch out some of us old dogs still have a bite or two left. rowf rowf, just ask deb,shes met this ole dog.

Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 10:47 AM

Well for an old dog, err cough, cough, I mean guy, you sure are flexible. WUFF WUFF

DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 3:50 PM

Good come back, Gammies!

Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Apr 17, 2008 | 7:21 AM

LOL

WVALADYBUG read my blog view my photos
Apr 17, 2008 | 8:06 AM

I've had three dogs and TWO husbands....I still have my dogs....They were faithful.
I got tired of the husbands CRAP. LOL

Meb452m read my blog
Apr 18, 2008 | 3:40 PM

It's good that older guys, err cough, cough,older dogs remain good and flexible, fast to go down and even faster getting up. No hip dysplasia here !

DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Apr 18, 2008 | 4:20 PM

Oh Meb! Good Boy! Now sit, Meb, sit! Wow! Dogs, err, cough, cough, men like you are hard to find! You're one of those guys who comes from a time when men were men, and women were damned glad of it! Too bad you're a dying breed!

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I've been a resident of Orlando and Orange Co. since 1960.

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