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I Rarely Do Surveys, As Some of My Friends...
Apr 21, 2008 | 9:22 PM
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I rarely do surveys as some of my friends have asked. Not so much to do with secrets, but poor computer skills and bad luck with the old cut and paste. This was some additional information I thought a gal might like. So I'll try it this way.

1) I drink 2-3 six-packs of O'dhouls or Sharps a year. I like the great taste of beer but not the falling down part. Problem solved !
2) I'm a horrible dancer, unless it's slow dancing. The closeness and possibility for swapping some spit and some conscentual groping I find appealing.
3) I'm a guy, I wear the pants. Not those of a dictator though !
4) I'm old enough now to know that most women don't like hearing " HOT " when making a comment on their appearance. So I believe that I may have come up with something better : " Dear the way you look tonight really works for me !"
5) While proficient in the fine art of swearing and having mastered it to such a degree as to make most sailors blush, I rarely if ever use it in mixed company.
6) When out on a date, and no matter how childish a pleasure it might bring, all of those bodily functions known to make loud and obscene noises or create an unfragrant bouquet are to be left behind. This is to spare the date any public humilation as well as ensure the possibility of another date.
7) I'm really not into " dutch ", I pay and still stand back and open doors.
8) I have been known to stand transfixed and in awe of nice cleavage, to a degree common in most 13-18 yr. old young males. I'm sorry and I'll appoligize up front. I wasn't a breast fed baby and I've always felt neglected.
9) I'm willing to try almost anything as long as it doesn't involve : alcohol;, drugs, the possibility of arrest or immediate death.  
                                                       
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Meb452m read my blog
Apr 21, 2008 | 9:37 PM

10) I will go on a date and see a " chick " flick, provided that the next three movies are either a western, sci-fi, or blood curdling horror.
11) I'm a pretty decent cook, having learned long ago that a man cannot surive with a can-opener and micowave alone. I enjoy cooking, cleaning up, and letting the gal relax for a change.
12) I'm really onto the outdoors. I live to snorkel at different springs every chance that I get.
13) While I enjoy skinny dipping with a gal, this towns all grown up and ther's no longer any safe and secluded places. I do have a perfectly fine bathtub and would probably spring for the bubblebath.
14) I'm single, don't judge me by my bathroom. There are two in the house and my daughters never complained about hers !
15) I don't keep girlie magizines by the toilet, there's a Summit Racing Catalog. If you don't like that bring your own !
16) You must understand the special bond/relationship/love a man has for his pickup. There's still plenty of room for a great gal though !

I'd sent this as a short list of rules I try and abide by, to a prospective gal.

Hope you enjoy and it's good for a laugh !
Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Apr 22, 2008 | 11:14 AM

I was wondering if you are putting an add up for yourself. You sound like the perfect man. Dear sweet Meb, I sure hope when you find your gal, she's everything you need.

Oh by the way, "The Kingdom" is a great movie. Have you seen it? I'm not a chick flick girl.

Understand women can love trucks, just as much as men.

I could never understand why someone would want to sit on a toilet and read. Oh, and I can't understand why "some women" get so bent out of shape over a toilet seat being left up. That is crazy!!!!

A CLEAN TOILET IS A HAPPY TOILET! LOL Above my toilet is one of those signs. My aim is to keep this toilet clean, your aim will help.

Last thing. Don't say your sorry about staring at someones TA TA's. If they didn't want every man looking at them, they would surely cover them.
candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Apr 22, 2008 | 11:56 AM

wOW...i agree with Gammies...too bad I am married...LOL.. Best of luck to you. It always seems that the good guys ARE ALWAYS LEFT behind..why is it these women always fall for the bad ones.......truly a shame...Your day will come, I am sure.
pattiep read my blog view my photos
Apr 22, 2008 | 12:29 PM

Hello Med!!! Wow, you do sound like the perfect man. BUT! Not to burst you bubble bath but the only thing the chicks today want to see is your portfolio, your net worth, how much will they get if you die, will you spend spend spend lots of money on them just to keep them happy. That seems to be the only thing they are interested in. Hope you find the one in a million thats just right for you.
BrendaG read my blog view my photos
Apr 22, 2008 | 3:03 PM

*sigh* If I wasn't married I would give you a run for your money as long as you didn't drag your azz across my carpet leaving skid marks! And of course there would be plenty of room for you in my 4 X 4, just as long as you understood that I also have a "thing" for trucks and little two seater sports cars.

True gentlemen are hard to find anymore, so don't give up! I would introduce you to my sister, but then you may never talk to me again if I did, I don't think she would do well in a community with a HOA either, she would definitely need a few acres for her babies and a barn to keep them in (she has three at present), so definitely no HOA's for her! LOL!
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Apr 22, 2008 | 3:42 PM

Hi Patti! Where have you been, girlfriend?!
Brenda, Once again, you have made me drop my gum, because of hysterical laughing!
Gammies is right, there are SOME of US girls who love their 4X4 trucks as much as you do!
Meb, you really do sound like a good catch! Hopefully, your daughters WILL NOT settle for less in their boyfriends, and hopefully YOU will reinforce that with a handy 12 gauge! Why did you say you were single, again?
Meb452m read my blog
Apr 22, 2008 | 3:59 PM

Gammies that toilet and aim thing is funny ! This was something that I sent to someone that I'd met, she thought it pretty funny so I thought I'd share. Candy, pattiep and Brenda thanks for your comments. Thanks Deborah, and I didn't say. It was a compatibility issue with my daughter's mom, we parted ways. My daughters old enough now and has a busy social calander, so Dad is looking .
BornToBeWild read my blog view my photos
Apr 22, 2008 | 4:07 PM

It would seem that there are a number of wishful's here with the same thoughts! I can't believe someone hasn't swooped you up! I even had a 4X4 love of my life but I gave it up for my two wheel ride after my mudd holes were taken over by residental contractors!

You know, daughters usually try to find someone like their Daddy but it's hard to find and you settle with something less. I hope that doesn't happen with yours!
Meb452m read my blog
Apr 22, 2008 | 4:25 PM

Thanks di. I'll be keeping a good eye on my daughter, her mom's very,very good about that herself.
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Apr 22, 2008 | 4:37 PM

Born, are you feeling better, Sweetie? Did that deadassdeadbeat get you some soup?
Meb, you know you have to make sure he/they treat her like a PRINCESS! She absolutely deserves it, 100%, nothing less!
Meb452m read my blog
Apr 22, 2008 | 4:45 PM

My daughter plans on going to medical school and becoming a peditrician, Deborah. If she follows that dream, she'll be thoroughly occupied with her studies for some time.
Abunai read my blog view my photos
Apr 22, 2008 | 5:49 PM

LOL! Not only will your daughter be as busy as a one legged man in a butt kickin contest, but as a peditrician she just might not plan on having kids anytime soon either!
BornToBeWild read my blog view my photos
Apr 22, 2008 | 10:29 PM

Yes Deb, I'm finally starting too. I had some liver today to help me along...and no he didn't! However, he did try to cook his supper tonight, this is funny somewhat and somewhat not, I wake up smelling something burning, went down stairs and found beans burning...turned them off, fish in the oven...turned them off, and him asleep in his chair! I lost it! That was a rude awakening and tells me I had better force myself to getting back into my regular duties! I only have myself to rely on!

Sorry Meb, got off the subject! But for some 411...someone will get lucky when they swoop you up...a good man is very hard to find! Maybe that's why most women chose not to marry these days and put all their efferts more towards their careers instead...can't say I blame them any!
WVALADYBUG read my blog view my photos
Apr 27, 2008 | 4:04 PM

Meb,
Where were you when I was growing up in WVA?
My motto was Trashy women come and go but Good girls make you want to stay for the long haul.
REDNECK girls drive BIG TRUCKS. REAL men aren't afraid to ride shotgun.
RIDGE RUNNING beats running from the law any day of the week.
A woman who can cook and clean will never replace a man who can Barbeque...and it's worth the mess.
There's nothing wrong with chick flicks but nothing beats a good Nick Cage, John Travolta, Samuel L Jackson, or Bruce Willis movie.
When you've got the things going for you that you do, don't settle for second best.
Meb452m read my blog
Apr 27, 2008 | 4:13 PM

WVALADYBUG, I was growing up here in good old Orland and thanks .
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