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Should We List Some Titles and Then Just Vote ?
May 24, 2008 | 10:07 AM
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Should we list some titles and then just vote ? A fairly common complaint I've witnessed on this site is bloggers whose sole comments are : personal attacks, slights,  mindless dribble, or are deleted by themselves or a wingman to try and cover their tracks. Figured I'd post a list of possible titles and see if anyone cared to nominate a common title for these pests.

1) The Blog Pidgeon  - they drop in uninvited, perch and make offensive deposits !
2)  The Rotten Fruit Looner  - they bear a distastefull, tasteless, totally worthless crop !
3) The Blue Blog Bottle-Fly  -  they eat dung, track crap and disease whenever and wherever they land on a blog !
4) The Green Blog Bottle-Fly  - same as above , but now you have a color choice !
5)  The Blog Piss Ant  - small, insignificant and readily squashed pests !
6)  The Wet Blog Dog  -  the title covers their smell,so moving on they :  eat crap, love to roll around in crap, mark every blog when they squat or lift a leg, and endlessly bark at the moon !
7)  The Blog Cat  -  not always affectionate, and the fights will irritate keep you awake half the night !
8)  The Blog  Mud Fish -  cold-blooded, wet ,slimy, and considered  by sportsmen something to dispatch when landed !
9)  The SB Blogger - the spelling bee blogger whose only comment is : " You spelled that wrong !"   Did it ever occur to you  that it was just to get a reaction, IMBECILE ?
10) The Blog Farter -  usually a blowhard, whose only true talent or ability is to create a hot foul wind !

     Hope ya have some fun with this one !
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BrendaG read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2008 | 10:30 AM

"3) The Blue Blog Bottle-Fly - they eat dung, track crap and disease whenever and wherever they land on a blog !
4) The Green Blog Bottle-Fly - same as above , but now you have a color choice !"

I think we have a winner! The color matters not, but the description is dead nuts!

Thanks for the laugh!

*Hugz from Thugz*
TAllen read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2008 | 11:55 AM

LOL Meb thanks for the laugh.

Sadly I think I fit into two of those catagories. My bad...but its still funnier than hell.
BrendaG read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2008 | 12:26 PM

I think I have seen some of those #5's too! LOL!
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2008 | 1:57 PM

Meb, Too funny!
How 'bout the "Slobbering, Rabid Dog Blog?
Not mentioning any names, OF COURSE!
Of course, there's "The Blog Police" They are the know-it-alls, been everywhere, done everything, always right, you're always wrong, and will cuff ya, and be ready to put you "off" if you "disobey" them!
Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2008 | 3:18 PM

#9 Now these people are irritating. I have spell check, and I get the spelling right, but I have the wrong word. TWO TO TOO Among others. LOL

Great post Meb!
RandyLoo read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2008 | 3:55 PM

Bloated Blog Hog: They cut and paste from some article that is 15 pages long and expect you to scroll through it.

Great Post! Meb
swansong2 read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2008 | 5:15 PM

I guess I am #5 Huh Hottie
swansong2 read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2008 | 5:15 PM

I guess a black man in a red room just cant catch a break
Meb452m read my blog
May 24, 2008 | 5:36 PM

Hey Brenda ! I kinda like the Blue Blog Bottle- Fly too. Deborah, heh,heh,heh, I know you can't be talking about me. My shots are current, that foam around the mouth is from last night. The rain brought out a Blog Frog and rather than listen to it croak all night I ate it. No you'll have to excuse me so I can go out back and yack it up. I see that rolled up newspaper you're holding behind you're back ! LOL Hey gammies and RandyLoo ! Glad ya'll enjoyed the post. swannsong2 whoever or whatever you are I'm a guy and you're second comment makes no sense to me.
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2008 | 5:47 PM

Now Meb! Of course I wasn't refering to you! You aren't rabid, Hon! No, you don't need a spankin', either! You've been a good boy, Meb! A good boy! Now sit, Meb! Sit!
swansong2 read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2008 | 6:48 PM

Thats because it wasnt directed to you. The Hotties know who I mean
Meb452m read my blog
May 24, 2008 | 7:16 PM

swansong2 got it now, I haven't followed your post and there's some bizarros on FOX. Deborah, I figured you might have seen some foaming, hence the Blog Frog comment. Glad you're a good sport, that older dog blog was some good fun.
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2008 | 7:27 PM

Meb, yes it was! Oh, I thought the Blog Frog was the "toads"!
Meb452m read my blog
May 24, 2008 | 7:35 PM

Deborah they're pretty much the same. I have to admitt right before you're follow up comments, of asking you if I might have my way with your leg. But then I thought I might not what to put that in print ! LOL Yeah I know, I can just hear the paper rattling now, it's back outside and sit in the rain. Have a great weekend !
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
May 25, 2008 | 1:40 PM

You crack me up! You have a wonderful weekend too, My Buddy!
Meb452m read my blog
May 25, 2008 | 9:32 PM

Yeah that probably wasn't a very pretty picture that brought to mind, but I thought it funnier than hell. A good laugh never hurts. Have fun Deborah !
Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
May 26, 2008 | 11:35 AM

Meb! Funny! Deb, I saw how to break a dog from those behaviors this morning on Animal Planet. You yank his leash, yell NO, and put him in the SIN PIN. Then when he stops whining, you let him out. If he does it again. Repeat the process. It took hours, but they finally got the dog to stop humping their legs.
Meb452m read my blog
May 26, 2008 | 6:31 PM

Heh,heh,heh,heh gammies funny. But I've no leash,and I've no collar. I'm FREEEEEEEEEEE ! LOL
Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
May 27, 2008 | 7:07 AM

Free? I'll take two. Probably couldn't even handle one. LOL
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
May 29, 2008 | 7:15 AM

Gammies, HOWL!!!!! I just read this!!! Too funny! I'll bet that works better than any shock collar I have! Well, I haven't tried it THERE....! LMAO!!!!
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