Jul 14, 2008 | 5:31 PM
Category:
Entertainment
Hey ya'll, read this, it might be good for a laugh. This is based on a June 30 th article in the Orlando Sentinel, titled : You Be The Judge
The names and location have been changed since I haven't acquired permission to copy the article. However this will not alter the situation or events.
Ernest and Mary had mechanical problems with their Chevy and upon arriving in Reno, Nevada drove straight to a garage. Joe, the mechanic on duty, stood in front of the car and started the engine by short circuiting the electrical current to the starter. The car which was in gear, lurched forward, breaking one of Joe's ( or was that Jerk's ? ) legs.
Joe's lawyer filed suit against Ernest and Mary and their insurance company, alleging that THEY were negligent in failing to warn Joe ( or was that Jerk ? ) that the repair that he had attempted was " A PERIL TO HIS SAFTEY " !
The article then posed the question : If you were the judge, would you order the couple and their insurance company to compensate Joe ( or was that Jerk ? ) for his grevious injury ?
Times like this kinda make me wish I were a Judge. I'd tell Jerk and Scumbag ( the lawyer ) to get the " F" out of my courtroom !
Now you know my opinion,. What's yours ?