SANTAS_ELF's Blog

Has anyone seen the new TROJAN commercial where 3 women of different ages are discussing the tiny VIBRATOR that fits on your finger (FUKUOKU) and snickering about the tiny sensitive part it might be used to stimulate???  what part of the female body could that be.......could it be the CLITORIS???  

Lets face it people, autism & ADHD are BLEEP disorders created by those individuals who MAKE MONEY off the parents of disruptive undisciplined children!!  these kids would be just fine if they got a beatin' when they started acting "autistic"...they would come out of their stupor if they got their A$$ES whipped ... but poor ol mom & pop are too busy wringing their hands and tryin' to be warm & fuzzy with th kiddies!  OH MY GOD! less dont be abusin' th kids!!  Ive been sayin this for a long time and Michael Savage has finally brought this to light... YOU GO SAVAGE!!  U R RIGHT ON!!

This piece of garbage should be "evaluated" in this manner:  first, he would be hanged until unconscious...then disemboweled & castrated...finally, he would be beheaded & his head would be put on a pole for the birds to pick over  & his worthless carcass would be doused with gasoline and set on fire...

Thank you Mr Heston for all the enjoyment you have given me over the years...i remember sitting in the theater for PLANET OF THE APES and it really blew me away on the big screen..seeing it on TV now..it seems a long time ago. I also liked OMEGA MAN & SOYLENT GREEN...i think he was really good at the sc-fi stuff ...also NAKED JUNGLE was another i remember seeing at the theater

1957:  Booker T. Washington discovers peanut butter! or was it George Washington Carver???

I PERSONALLY THINK THAT HAROLD LINNENKOLL, THE GEORGIA DOT COMMISSIONER SHOULD RESIGN & RETIRE AND ENJOY HIS MULTI HUNDRED THOUSAND $$$$ RETIREMENT PENSION.  IT SEEMS YOU CANNOT GO ANYWHERE IN GEORGIA WITHOUT RUNNING INTO A BITCHY BLEEP TRAFFIC JAM AND LOTS OF THE PROJECTS ARE "MAKEWORK" FAT PLUMS FOR CONTRACTORS.   I was caught up in one jam in south georgia on I-75 that lasted for hours and was probably 40 miles long !!!  DURING MY LONG WAIT..I CURSED ALL DOT EMPLOYEES & ALL OF THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS FOR THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS!!!  I RESERVED ALL MY MOST VENEMOUS CURSES FOR LINNENKOLL!!!     MR. LINNENKOLL,  YOU SIR ARE A BUTTHOLE!!    I WILL SAY THAT YOU ARE IN GOOD COMPANY WITH ALL THE OTHER ASSHOLES AT DOT where politics & asslicking is a way of life..............

ELVES TOYS FOR XMAS!!

1. MR TACKLEBOX....A KIT FOR MAKING LEAD SINKERS & FISH HOOKS FOR THE YOUNG FISHERPERSON!!

2.DOGGY WHISPERER....A NOOSE COLLAR & PLAY WHIP FOR TRAINING THE DOGGIES!!

3.JONNY FIREMAN...CAN OF LIGHTER FLUID & A BOX OF MATCHES!!

4.CHIEF LITTLE BEAR...METAL STAKES & SPOOL OF ROPE FOR ANTHILL FUN!!

5.CYCLE STUNTMAN.....6 BRICKS & A BOARD!

6.CROCODILE HUNTER....KHAKI SHORTS & SHIRT WITH RUBBER STINGRAY!!

7.LITTLE SHAVER...PLAY RAZOR FOR THE ASPIRING BARBER!!

8.JUNIOR GASPUMP...GALLON JUG & 3' OF PLASTIC HOSE!!

9.MR. POLICEMAN....TOY HANDCUFFS & STUNGUN!!

10.OPERATION IRAQI ...TOY BOMB SURPRISES YOUNG SOLDIERS WITH UNEXPECTED EXPLOSIONS!!