SANTAS_ELF's Blog

Taz-bell, i just want th boy to have a warm&fuzzy time durin' his eval-u-ashun...u know?? dont want him to be overstressed or upset...

Yeah right..CSI Miami last night, a poor innocent black guy wrongfully jailed was being harassed by some bad white guy cons! LOL! It was so politically correct i thought i would PUKE!! of course the old redhead just knew all along th boy wasnt guilty..WHAT A DAM JOKE!! So being a crime junkie..im guessing u watch COURT TV or now its TRU TV..i watch it quite a bit...yes my xmas job is in a cooler region..Greenland..Iceland. im on summer holiday now & its nice that its cooled some..dont let thh bedbugs bite

Hey tinker - has the new season found you suffering from a seasonal depressive disorder- somewhat the opposite of what us lowlanders suffer from in winter?

What would you like to talk about? Have you ever gotten a comment from that "jesusiscomingsoon" preacher guy from there in Atlanta?

We could wreak havoc in the right circle.

Twas long ago the episode with the men in skirts aired on Donahue. Kubie has had a good case or two- I am not about ambulance chasing and that is why this Hilton extradition thing brings some questions to my mind. Also, have a very close friend whose grandson was just arrested on two counts of felony homicide. The legal issues are varied, and in the end game, you hate to think that your life's end is determined by others, I digress.

The preacher I mentioned is a fox blogger. He leaves me messages and while I appreciate what he says (coincidence must be acknowledged I suppose) the fact that his spelling and grammar are so bad I can't imagine him writing the book he claims is almost out. Don't know if he is coming on for money or actually has a message. I think the fact that no email is ever delivered speaks volumes. If Jesus has given him signs that the end of time is here what difference does it make tink? Your big guy will be SOL won't he?

In fact, if Obama is elected and maybe we convert to a non-christian world - will you still have a job?

If not, would you be available for some "handy man" jobs? Not to be confused with "hugabunny" ones. But there's some things that need tending to here.

Later little man.

Because I am in Virginia, means what exactly?

I tried to post the seven words today in George Carlin's memory. Believe it or not, some wouldn't pass.

Why don't little guys show up to do work, even after they are paid in advance? My little dark elf came by and agreed to cut down a tree or two, remove it along with some other stuff, and mow the side yard. He pulled down half the tree, hauled away the wood house contents we had already pulled out and decided he was too drunk to finish the job.

You don't want to know what I have to go through for plumbing issues.

My birthday is coming up - tell the big guy I deserve something special, even if it's July.

Later tinkerator.

Sweets- it's the plumber I can't get to show up. The yard guy? He is always dangling a member when I walk by to make sure he isn't taking down a branch I don't want removed. If he had a butt crack I couldn't see it. I paid him to insure he would finish the job - went across to the neighbor to verify what I was paying him and for what. If he doesn't show back up I will take care of him. More on that later.

Moen has lifetime guarantees don't they?

My birthday is next month. I am expecting a big present.

It's my birthday, not the big day. Thought it is a big birthday.

No, something more substantial, especially since I am in the land of coal mines and those lumps of coal have never been that special.

Thinking compressed coal, perhaps?

Let's just say I am legal now.

Where you been toy man?

My yard gnomes finally showed up, keep finding more trees to trim. I have a theory about men and how they claim mastery over trees. Perhaps at another site. . .

So, about this birthday present?

My birthday is coming up in a short while.

Don't even get me started on what utility companies do to trees - I fought a few battles over what they claim to have a right to do.

I haven't been checking in as much. I don't bother with that pie zoo crew because they represent what I hate most of all in life- liars and the lies they tell. You hit it right on the nose when you commented about that on my site. Being around them is the exact opposite of the joy filled place you work. You should make sure all their names are on the naughty list where they belong.

Those spouters don't appreciate what your man does either. Always talk about how very vulgar the crass commercialization of the season has become.

Hey, it's not all about the toys. But that's the good part. Wasn't the babe's birth that gave us grace so why not celebrate Christmas like every other birthday is - with parties and presents?

Speaking of which - tick tock tick tock - - -