SANTAS_ELF's Blog

I think it's called a pocket rocket.

Jealous?

Thought you were all about the small toys.

TINK!!!

what about the variety pack of personal lubricants? are those ads clear about the intended target of those souped up baby oils that get either "warm" or "tingly" when used properly?

since we are on that subject, if you want to know how to make lube at home you can learn how from a certain flashmonkey.

It's cheap and easy to make - takes over ten minutes cooking time and some more time to cool. it is just water and cornstarch.
http://www.instructables.com/id/Personal-Lubricant/?ALL
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but back to your question - what bothers you so much? ever hear those viva viagra ads come right out and say what they are doing? or those extendz ads or whatever that 'smilin bob' is the spokesperson for? why is bob always smiling? they don't put their finger on what it's intended purpose it, do they?

Did you know the young folk play on the slip and slide with lube? No chit sherlock. Bet Santa's never left that in anybody's stocking, now has he?

I, on the other hand, found a very cute website that sells what they market as prank gifts. I kid you not, there is some funny stuff there. Lots of stuff that you look at and say, "so and so" needs that - funky tshirts, funky garden gnomes, horny beanie babies -- it's fun to look at, guess they are alright to purchase from.

Instead of doing meaningful blog entries about cockfights and cinnamon vine, I wasted time posting about it at my site.

Get something up that we can talk about Tink.And wipe that smile off your face.

Have you read this blog here at foxatlanta? Commander Selvam/ Sri Selvam Siddhar (HINDU TEMPLE OF GEORGIA)-VEDIC ASTROLOGY- PART 1

"the basic problem that is Sex. As an old saying, “Even though it does no good it is very hard to be without it."

"If the planet Venus is powerless in a male’s horoscope, he will have the problem of premature ejaculation."

Where is you planet Venus?

Tink- serious question. Have you ever met a female gym teacher who didn't totally give you vibes that she was, what do we say, "batting for the other team?" Really - and you say you have a few fantasies about teachers- were they "PE teachers?"

They all aren't like Kim Catrell's portrayal in the Porky film series. We all have a pretty good idea what they are like, don't we?

Actually, women obsessed/fascinated with other womek have a name, don't they?

"she was a skinny rather plain woman & I never had fantasies about her."

Elfin apparently you did perk up and pay some attention in English class - just look at how nicely that sentence reads!

you naughty elf