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Dear Beantown Losers,

We know you're anal, neurotic, pessimistic & stubborn. We know you think the Kennedy's are misunderstood and just hearing the words "New York" makes you angry. Please know we feel badly for you. Really.

You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series. That Series saw an historic battle between the Mets and Sox. It helped to spread the legend of the Curse. It was in Game 6 the error by Bill Buckner allowed the Mets to win. It must be had to remember and why you drink so much licka.

So as Tribe fans fly into Low Gin, grab the rental khakis and drive past Have Id, please say “How Ah Ya?” We won’t be a wicked boah. We won’t ask you about the Tea Potty or if you have change for Foddy Doll Us. Ohioans are gracious. We’re not from St. Louis with its Otch. We are the Rock and Roll City. We are The City of Champions.

Sure we’ll eat your Lobsta, budded con and maybe even some Pete Sir while sittin’ in the Bah. But this is battle and we will win. That claim might seem Awed to you but it’s not. I’m off to the Ba Ba for a trim. I won’t miss any action though. His radio has a great Ann Tenor. Besides, I gotta look good while we win the Amercan League Championship Trophy.

 Indians Fever!!! Be a Believer!!!

Bill