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A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas , walks into a bar and orders
three mugs of Bud. 
 
She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. 
 
When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. 
 
The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, 'You know, a mug goes flat
after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.' 
 
The cowgirl replies, 'Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia ,
the other is in Dublin . 
 
When we all l eft our home in Arkansas , we promised that we'd drink this way
to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each
of my sisters and one for myself.' 
 
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. 
 
The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. 
 
She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. 
 
One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice
and fall silent.When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the
bartender says, 
 
'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences
on your loss.' 
 
The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes
and she laughs. 
 
'Oh, no, everybody's just fine,' she explains,' It's just that my husband and
I joined the Baptist Church and I had to qui t drink ing. 
 
'Hasn't affected my sisters though!'

IS BUD - WEISER THAN COLT 45? IS BEN GAY? IS CHARLIE BROWN? IS MARVIN GAY? IS BARRY WHITE? IS HELEN READY? IS YOU IS OR IS YOU ISN'T.........LOL...

LIFE COMES AT YOU FAST............LAUGH AND ENJOY EACH DAY.........THANKS FF BIN LADIN FOR RUINING MY BIRTHDAY...........YOU PIECE OF CRAP.........I HOPE BUSH BAMBUSHELLS YOUR TOWEL HEAD RATZ AZZZZZZZZZZ.....................SOON ENOUGH