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by candyaquino from Orlando

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Aug 28, 2008 | 11:44 AM
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Most often asked question from my friends:  What do you do with all that time, now that you are retired?   I'm here to clear it up  . . . ..   

The other day I went downtown and went into a shop.  I was only in there for about 5 minutes.  When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.  I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.   I called him a "Nazi."

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."  He finished the second ticket and  put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.   This went on for about 20 minutes.  The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care.   I came downtown on the bus.   The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."   I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.   It's important to my health.
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Ericjhach read my blog view my photos
Aug 29, 2008 | 4:58 AM

Candy you are a trip. Thanks for the laugh.
candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Aug 29, 2008 | 7:58 AM

oh I am tripping alright...thought I almost puke hearing Obama's crappa's last night...lol
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I am a legal Assistant/Paralegal of 23+ years, Notary, Beautician, Nutritionist.Originally came from Cuba in 1967 have live the American Dream. Have witness the riotings and seen the changed in economy, politics and education. Happily married to my now, retired husband. After he served in vietnam later became a Detective for the Arson Squad then became a Firefighter. We are very proud of him and Thank God he made out of the Fire Department alive. We both have won awards, his was The Valor Award for saving lives and I got a Proclamation from the City of Newark for serving as security and community activist. Orlando is now our home.My ultimate goal is to serve the community and run for office some day. I presently have a seat in the Board of Directors for our HOA. We have five wonderful children two girls and three boys and three beautiful grandsons. I Thank God for all that my parents instilled me have been rubbing off on them so far. Happy to be a member of WOFL's Blog and look forward to meeting and communicating with WOFL's viewers.

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