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by candyaquino from Orlando

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NEVER ASSUME....I will dedicate this one to Bill C.
Aug 28, 2008 | 11:10 AM
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maybe it will bring memories......of his wonderful Monica and Cohiba

 

A woman is in a coma. She has been in it for months. 
 
Nurses were giving her a routine bed bath. 
 
One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was a 
slight response on the monitor whenever she touched that area. 
 
They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. 
 
They explained to her husband what happened, and determined, 
'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral Sex' will bring her out 
of the coma.' 
 
The husband was skeptical; they assured him they would close the 
curtains and 
 
he would have complete privacy. The husband agreed and went back to his 
wife's room. 
 
After a few minutes the woman's monitors started wringing, she flat 
lined, no pulse, no heart rate. 
 
Frantic, the nurses run back into the room. What happened!?' they cried. 
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; I think she choked.' 
 
NEVER ASSUME MEN UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. 
 
 
 

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YBSRobin read my blog
Aug 30, 2008 | 3:04 PM

OMG! I had to read this twice....go figure the man to want to get the oral sex his way...LOL.
candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Sep 2, 2008 | 9:24 AM

though it is kinda sick......its quite funny...how are you ybsrobin......lol
YBSRobin read my blog
Sep 2, 2008 | 4:35 PM

I needed a good laugh...lol. I'm doing ok, just this time around, the treatments are bringing me down. :/ But things will get better. Just keep me laughing, I need it. Hope you're doing good as well. I will catch up with you soon.
candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Sep 3, 2008 | 11:17 AM

will talk to you soon....glad to hear you are beter.
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candyaquino

I am a legal Assistant/Paralegal of 23+ years, Notary, Beautician, Nutritionist.Originally came from Cuba in 1967 have live the American Dream. Have witness the riotings and seen the changed in economy, politics and education. Happily married to my now, retired husband. After he served in vietnam later became a Detective for the Arson Squad then became a Firefighter. We are very proud of him and Thank God he made out of the Fire Department alive. We both have won awards, his was The Valor Award for saving lives and I got a Proclamation from the City of Newark for serving as security and community activist. Orlando is now our home.My ultimate goal is to serve the community and run for office some day. I presently have a seat in the Board of Directors for our HOA. We have five wonderful children two girls and three boys and three beautiful grandsons. I Thank God for all that my parents instilled me have been rubbing off on them so far. Happy to be a member of WOFL's Blog and look forward to meeting and communicating with WOFL's viewers.

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