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by candyaquino from Orlando

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1. Cheese 

 The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. 
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, pero Cheese fat. 
 
2. Mushroom 

 When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 
 
3. Shoulder 

 My Tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read 
 
so I shoulder. 
 
4. TEXAS 

 My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm 
at! 
 
5. Herpes 

 Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got 
herpes. 
 
6. July 

 Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer! 
 
7. Rectum 

 I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum! 
 
8. Juarez 

 'One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?' 
 
9. CHICKEN 

 I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go 
herself. 
 
 
 
 
any one care for some Cornfleys........I am NACHO friend anymore....Get used to Pepito...cause if we get Prez Obamanition......this will be our future.............
 

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YBSRobin read my blog
Aug 30, 2008 | 2:34 PM

I believe in Miami, this is a native language now called Spanglish. Sad part is, I understood everything without hesitating....LOL.

candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Sep 2, 2008 | 9:27 AM

lmaoffffff...yes it is very sad to understand without hesitation........though its meant as a joke......it is really a serious problem we are having and encourtering more and more each day.......

YBSRobin read my blog
Sep 2, 2008 | 4:38 PM

I believe at one time, the language of Ebonics was trying to be introduced, heck why not, they can add Ebonics and Spanglish to spice things up...lol.

candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Sep 3, 2008 | 11:16 AM

Oh no....I remember that..that was back in early 90's when ebonics came to play in our schools.......I almost caught a t-fit......but thank God..it was banned......at least in the schools......its getting crazier and crazier our beautiful world........

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candyaquino

I am a legal Assistant/Paralegal of 23+ years, Notary, Beautician, Nutritionist.Originally came from Cuba in 1967 have live the American Dream. Have witness the riotings and seen the changed in economy, politics and education. Happily married to my now, retired husband. After he served in vietnam later became a Detective for the Arson Squad then became a Firefighter. We are very proud of him and Thank God he made out of the Fire Department alive. We both have won awards, his was The Valor Award for saving lives and I got a Proclamation from the City of Newark for serving as security and community activist. Orlando is now our home.My ultimate goal is to serve the community and run for office some day. I presently have a seat in the Board of Directors for our HOA. We have five wonderful children two girls and three boys and three beautiful grandsons. I Thank God for all that my parents instilled me have been rubbing off on them so far. Happy to be a member of WOFL's Blog and look forward to meeting and communicating with WOFL's viewers.

Member Since: 9/10/2006