Nov 20, 2008 | 10:42 AM PST
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this may sound childish but its not.okay,there is this great ice-cream shop in lakeland.its called sonnys.its off of wabash and the man named sonny owns the whole thing.any way,its homemade ice-cream.it is delicious.its the best thing you will ever taste in your life time.its like a bursting flavor in your mouth.they have:chocolate,vanilla,strawberry,lime,coconut,cookies&
crem,they also bakes cakes too!and those are even more better.thats all i have for now so when i get some more imformation ill let you know.peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 11, 2008 | 06:57 AM PST
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Oct 31, 2008 | 06:28 AM PST
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The Aging of Presidents
Much has been said about the aging of the President of the United States during their terms in office. Below are just a few examples (pictures on the left were taken their first year in office, pictures on the right were taken during their last year in office):
Ronald Reagan
Bill Clinton
George W. Bush
And now with state of the art computer imaging software, we can look into the future and see what our next potential president will look like after his term in office:
Barack Hussein Obama
And even his wife.....Michelle
Oct 28, 2008 | 08:37 AM PST
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Calvary Episcopal Church, (1615 1st St., Indian Rocks Beach) will be hosting a Book Festival Sunday, November 2 from 2-4 pm. Local authors will be available to sign copies of their books. All genres will be available from mysteries to histories.The public is invited to meet the authors and check out autographed gifts for Christmas.
20% of book sale proceeds will be donated to the Beach Community Food Pantry. Refreshments will also be available for purchase.
The Beach Community Food Pantry has served over 100 families a month during the summer. Volunteers support the Pantry through their time, talents and treasure. Starting in November, needs increase with more needy families using the Food Pantry.
For further information contact alexandra.everist@yahoo.com
Alexandra Everist
Author of "A Katrina Moment"
www.alexandraeverist.com
Oct 28, 2008 | 06:58 AM PST
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CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT HOLDS THE ENVELOPE TO HIS FOREHEAD AND SPEAKS:
1) JOE FRAZIER
2) JOE THE PLUMBER
3) JOE SIX-PACK
4) JOE BIDEN
(NAME A BRUISER, A SNOOZER, A BOOZER, AND A LOSER.)
Oct 23, 2008 | 04:25 AM PST
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Am I the only one that hates it when stars try to mess with the Star Spangled Banner? It drives me crazy when they try to "make it their own" or "give it a new twist" I thought the Back Street Boys were terrible!
RESPECT the Song!
Oct 20, 2008 | 07:20 PM PST
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Has everyone seen sunday nights episode of the Family Guy with Stewie going back in time to Nazi Germany. Well the short story Stewia was wearing a Nazi uniform that had a McCain Palin campaign button on it. I have to admitt even as a republican I foud it funny but I do wonder if the role was reversed.
What would be the outrage of the Media if a Obama Biden Campaign button would have been on a spear chucking Negro from Africa Or what if it was on Osama Bin Laden do you think there would have been a huge scream of rascism.
It seems to me that there is a huge double standered and all you have to do is call Barack Hussein Obama by his middle name then you are a racist but you can say or do what ever you want when it comes to McCain and Palin.
Please tell me where I am wrong.
Oct 20, 2008 | 11:29 AM PST
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UPDATE: The 3rd Annual Autumn Festival to benefit the American Cancer Society will be held this Friday, October 24, 2008 from 9am to 9pm at Consulate Health Care of New Port Richey, 8417 Old County Road 54, New Port Richey, FL.
Admission to the event is FREE!!!
There will be craft booths, art booths, and information booths. There will be food, entertainment, and raffle drawings for great prizes. There will be face painting and a pumpkin patch and the evening will end with Dysturbia (a haunted attraction.)
Fun for the Entire Family!!!
All proceeds from the event will be donated to the American Cancer Society. Please come out and support this worthwhile cause. Together we can make a difference.
For Information, please call Consulate Health Care of New Port Richey at (727)376-1585.
Thank you for your support.
Oct 19, 2008 | 06:14 PM PST
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W gets pee'd on and I am not talking about the President. Another Hollywood anti-american garbage movie goes down in flames.
Stone's "W." actually ran fourth, opening with $10.6 million to finish behind the family comedy "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" (No. 2 with $11.2 million) .
Oct 18, 2008 | 02:06 PM PST
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GARAGE Sailing? 10-18-2008 Today I took some time to go… “Garage Sailing!” Most of us have, SAILED… so may I share some of my principles and opportunities?
First, have a Plan. In my local newspaper there are lists of the Garage Sales segregated into neighborhoods. IT also has a County Map, with dots in those areas and the Garage Sale! IF you paper does not have such information, I am sure you have seen signs on the main roads near neighborhoods.
Second, have ‘Dedicated Monies.’ Sometime it is called ‘Mad Money!’ Money that is squirreled away for some future purpose! I carry a $50 dollar bill, in the back of my wallet for such a time as I need it for… ‘An Emergency!’ [is a garage sale, an emergency?]
Third, have a List. NO, I do not mean a written List, but a “mental one”. This takes some planning and most of all… “A Willingness To WAIT!” It is simply ‘a discipline’ that says to yourself, “Just Wait… as good things come to them that Wait!”
Fourth, a Budget! YOU cannot spend more than you make, “Without getting yourself in the Same Trouble ‘AS’… The United States!”
Do you want to be… “In DEBT” as our government is? I waited 6-months for a stationary bike for my rehabilitation at home, although I still go to Physical Therapy twice a week.
It originally cost $647.oo new, ‘A Nordic Bike’ with 16-computer programs, an SD Chip with three more, heart monitor, and digital display. I paid only… $35.oo for it.
Although, I had seen others for well around a hundred and more… “I Simply Waited!”
It’s Just ME… Although I have a two bedroom place, I am turning one room into a ‘Rumpus Room’ for such goodies! I soon plan to move my ‘Inversion Table’ into there too.
(Deuteronomy 8:18) But thou shalt remember the LORD your God: for it is He that gives you the power to get wealth, that He may establish His covenant which He sware unto your fathers, as it is this day.
‘Waiting is the Secret’… of all good garage sale… “Deals!” IF you can only wait… THEN…You will find what YOU Want! A particular gun I wanted, took only 2-years to find a deal that I found. I was willing… ‘To Wait!’
Remember… the only thing you 'really' cannot do without… ‘Is Toilet Paper!’ Thanks for your Ear! Roger459.
End…!
Oct 18, 2008 | 07:23 AM PST
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Dear sirs when I can recieve a "picture "on digital broadcast it is indeed great in the bedroom I recieve better however in the livingroom forget it also do you have more than one chanel i.e. 13.1 and 13.2 we have only found one? since at my apt. we are not allowed outside antaneas we cant aford cable you may loose a family of viewers like chanel 10 already has. We cant recieve them anolog or didgital well Thanx for listning.
Oct 14, 2008 | 10:02 PM PST
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Ringo Starr, drummer for the Beatles, is stopping all autographing as of the 20th of October! He says on his website that he's tooooo busy! SAY WHAT? Check out this video from his website! http://www.ringostarr.com/home.php To make this more ridiculous, he's got a contest there to give away an "Autographed drumhead"! *lmao***EDITED BY ADMIN TO REMOVE AUTO-START VIDEO**Ringo,
It's my opinion that without your fans, you are nothing! Also you sucked as a drummer and I hate to say this but you were the weird looking one in the group! A monkey with two bendy straws could drum better! Can I have your autograph before you get too old to remember your name? You've already forgotten who put you where you are today.....YOUR FANS!
Note to all music fans, I say to swamp Ringo with messages like the above and then ask for his autograph!*lol* His email address is ringocustserv@fanfire.com
Oct 08, 2008 | 11:47 AM PST
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PROFANITY! = [EMLAN] …WOW! Could it be that Simple?
Why do people use Profanity? Someone once said… “Profanity is the Empty Mind… Trying To Validate their Human Existence… in the face of… Logic & Reason!” ...WOW! Could it be that Simple?
But of course, those that ‘USE Profanity’… seldom if ever… ‘Have An Original Thought!” They do not have the… ‘Adult Skills… of Simple Communication!’ ...WOW! Could it be that Simple?
Have you ever watched the Comedy Channel? Occasionally I will turn it on, just to see what the ‘common mindset’ of peoples are. There they are, with Nothing Constructive to do… But LAUGH at the 3-4-5 Letter Profanities! “Empty Minds Laughing At Nothings!” [EMLAN] ...WOW! Could it be that Simple?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFp4kozlOU&feature=re
lated
Something as Simple and Profound… as this Parody… ‘Is Funny’… without Any Profanity! Think this through, does this Video provoke ANY Thoughts of Things…. or is it just… a Laugh? I have milked a Cows Utters... and drank ‘Raw Milk!’ Yum! Yum! ...WOW! What is A Parody..???
The Next Time YOU Hear Profanity… Check out the Person! Could it be… that they are Unable and Unwilling… To Think and Logic… about LIFE & Things? WOW! Could it be that Simple?
Thanks for your Ear! ...Roger459
End…! [EMLAT]
Sep 30, 2008 | 01:06 PM PST
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"PLEASE.... see this Latest VIDEO..... about The BAIL OUT!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cbabb3addc
Thanks, Roger459.
Sep 14, 2008 | 04:36 PM PST
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FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'how should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'who was that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know If the coast is clear.'
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'
So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde repl ies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy . it's W.'
FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'
SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .'
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling n earby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'
Sep 12, 2008 | 09:06 AM PST
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In September, 2008, my new book, The Impostor Syndrome: How to Replace Self-Doubt with Self-Confidence and Train Your Brain for Success will be published and available. The Impostor Syndrome (AKA The Impostor Phenomenon) is the feeling that you are not as smart, talented, or skilled as people think you are. It's an undercurrent of self-doubt that you will soon be discovered as a fake.
Psychologists have estimated that as much as 70% of adults have the Impostor Syndrome to some degree. I'm not a psychologist and I don't play one in this book. However, I have learned and developed many strategies that have helped me to overcome The Impostor Syndrome.
This is a fascinating subject to me and one I enjoy speaking and writing about. This blog will discuss the progress of the book and I'll use this as a forum to share what I learn about the subject of overcoming self-doubt with self-confidence in the process.
John Graden is author of The Impostor Syndrome: How to Replace Self-Doubt with Self-Confidence and Train Your Brain for Success,
www.JohnGraden.com
Sep 11, 2008 | 02:27 PM PST
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Consulate Health Care of New Port Richey is proud to sponsor our 3rd Annual Autumn Festival to benefit our local American Cancer Society on October 24, 2008 from 9am-9pm.
Booth space is currently available for a minimal contribution of $30.00. Participation in this event gives you the opportunity to showcase your products and talents to those who attend, as well as, support a great cause.
In addition, we are seeking donations in the forms of gift baskets or gift certificates. These donations will be raffled off at the event. We will donate all of the proceeds from the event to the American Cancer Society.
If you are interested in renting booth space, making a donation, or have any questions, please contact us at (727)376-1585.
Sep 10, 2008 | 09:45 PM PST
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The Manchurian Candidate; a book written in 1959 by Richard Thomas Condon is quite an fascinating book. The 1962 movie based on the 1959 book written by Richard Thomas Condon is an intriguing account as well.
According to Wikipedia;
‘Captain Bennett Marco, Sergeant Raymond Shaw and the rest of their platoon are captured during the
Korean War in 1952. They are all brainwashed into believing Shaw saved their lives in combat, for which he receives the Medal of Honor when they return to the United States. After the war is over, Marco begins to have a recurring nightmare in which Shaw kills two of his comrades. When he learns that another platoon member has been having the same dream, he sets out to uncover the mystery. The Communists intend to use Shaw as a sleeper agent and, using the queen of diamonds in a deck of playing cards as a subconscious trigger, compel him to follow their orders, which he does not remember afterwards. Shaw is controlled by none other than his own domineering mother, who is working with the Communists in a plot to overthrow the government.’ Have a great day; DXS.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Manchurian_Cand
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Sep 08, 2008 | 05:20 PM PST
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Did anybody watch the VMA's?
The VMA's aired the other night, and it was the worst one yet. The guy they had hosting didn't draw a laugh all night. It was extremely boring and not well planned at all. The new face of music (that's what they call it...music) sux.
I think there was maybe 2 or 3 SONGS all night. The rest was mumbled words by various artists (that's what they call them) that... only those with a secret language could understand. No wonder kids can't spell or even speak correctly today!!
Whomever did the pushing to get that host should be executed....oops....fired.
Let me know how you felt after watching ?
Did you find the host an absolute idiot ?
Aug 26, 2008 | 09:57 AM PST
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DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:
Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on My VCR?
Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who ha s been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.
Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
Remember these people can vote!!
