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Conservative Caveman
Jun 14, 2008 | 3:34 AM
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Breaking News!

Caveman Endorses John McCain and the Republican Party

Researchers in Antartica have recently unearthed a neanderthal man from a block of ice who has amazingly survived for thousands of years! After a doctors examination and several warm and high fat meals, the man, who calls himself UGH learned English and began ranting about liberals, global warming, Barack Obama, Evolution, and other usual Conservative Republican rants

UGH The Conservative Caveman

Washington, June 10th, 2008. A Neanderthal man frozen for thousands of years is uncovered, alive, and is ranting about "liberals destroying America!" and "Global Warming is liberul conspiracy"

Negotiations are in the works with several AM Talk Radio stations to give the Conservative Caveman who promotes the beatings and killings of hispanic immigrants and gay people, a weekend talk radio spot.

Fox Cable News have also booked the controversial Conservative Commentator on Hannity and Colmes and the Bill O'Reilly show.

Conserviative Caveman plays coy when asked about a possible VP spot for Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

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karlHubrath read my blog
Jun 23, 2008 | 5:14 PM

Gorbash, what do you think about Neanderthals and big foot? Can you explain the disappearance of Neanderthals? I know that they were shy but I don’t think there is an explanation for their sudden disappearance. Now with any good science test, we must look at all of the angles until a, well at least a theory has been made. Now lets talk about stone hedge and the pyramids. Then there is the water caves located in Mexico. I personally feel that big foot is the bible person known as Kane. God bless from Karl.
gorbash81 read my blog view my photos
Jun 24, 2008 | 5:35 AM

There is currently no scientific evidence for big foot, sasquatch, the Yeti, or the Lochness monster and therefore I don't believe they exist.

Neanderthals were a prehistoric human like being who coexisted with another prehistoric humanlike being the Cro-Magnon man. Scientists currently believe that the two occasionally fought each other for natural resources like Hunting grounds and water, but there is also evidence to suggest that at least some of them would interbreed creating a sort of mix of the two.

There is no one single all encompasing theory as to what happened to the Neandertals, but most of the predominate theories suggest that they evolved over time into Homo Sapiens or modern man, and possibly interbred with Cro-Magnon.
caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Jul 3, 2008 | 5:53 PM

Radio host ? I can see it now. Rush and Ugh ! Your` gateway to thought control. Don`t miss pill poppin` Fridays to space you out for your` weekends !
sofakingdabest read my blog view my photos
Jul 15, 2008 | 10:10 AM

How does Geico feel about this?
caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Jul 15, 2008 | 12:21 PM

We`ll have to wait to hear from the gekko.
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A proud Liberal, and a proud Atheist, I don't make excuses for who and what I am, and i will fight back against the Pat Robertsons, Glen Becks, James Dobsons of the world, but I won't lay off the the Ayatollahs or Mullahs either. I will push for radical change, against Theocracy and for Secularism and Atheism, against Free Market Capitalism and for Socialism, against Dogma and for Free thought. I will fight against the Right Wing and against Conservatism.

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