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by gunpowderNlead from Dallas, Texas USA

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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."   The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."  It got down to  the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.   The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are defending your right to say stupid BLEEP and act like an BLEEP. So, He sent me."


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bigbadbob read my blog
Aug 23, 2008 | 9:01 AM

LOVE IT! lOvE It! love it! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!
Thanks Gun! I guess that you guessed that
"I LOVE IT!"
BBB

gunpowderNlead read my blog view my photos
Aug 23, 2008 | 9:09 AM

I am glad you did Bob, that was sent to me this morning from a very dear friend. In a day where it seems people want to push God off our currency, out of our Schools, out of our Government buildings and out of our workplace- I thought it was worth passing on.

bigbadbob read my blog
Aug 23, 2008 | 9:15 AM

They'll 1have to deal with the cosequences....
WE WON'T

statueman read my blog view my photos
Aug 30, 2008 | 12:21 AM

I'll bet God was laughing so hard he forgot to scold that Marine.

gunpowderNlead read my blog view my photos
Aug 30, 2008 | 1:40 PM

No discipline necessary... he had it coming.

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