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Walking Eagle

 Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York.  HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every  Native American's present standard of living, should HE one day  become the President.  HE referred to his career as a  Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for  approval. 


Although the Senator was vague on the details of his  plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping  his 'red sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The  proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name had given to the Senator. They explained that  Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no  longer fly.


I just hope the American people are as smart as the Indians!