MyFox
 

gyro_jumper's Blog

by gyro_jumper from Deerfield

Last Post 8 days, 23 hours Ago


Why did the rooster cross the road!
Apr 3, 2008 | 12:53 PM
Category: Entertainment
Report This Post

The neighbor kid knocked on my door a little bit ago to tell me my rooster was out of my yard.  Not only was he out of my yard, he was across the main road. (55mph, many semi's go by)

I went outside with a cup of chicken feed to try to coax my arch enemy back into my yard.  He walked back and forth, but would not come back across the road. 

So there I am, yellin' "chicky chicky chick" trying to get this stubborn rooster back.  Oh, did I mention I'm skeered of the darn thing?  So I thought: "if I were HIM, what would make me come back?"  Then it hit me.  I went into the middle of the road, yelled at him, then ran back into my yard.  IT WORKED!  That rooster enjoys nothing more than scaring me, so he chased me home. :-)

So now I ask: Why did the rooster cross the road???

To be a pain in my @ss!!  

Hope everyone is having a good day!

hmmmmmmmmmmmm...................maybe we'll have CHICKEN for dinner tonight! LOL

15 Comments |  Add a Comment

Member Comments Total Comments: 15
Page 1 of 1
WannabQueen read my blog view my photos
Apr 3, 2008 | 5:39 PM

Now you know Gyro I would have paid hundreds of dollars to see this.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! :)
witeduv719 read my blog view my photos
Apr 3, 2008 | 5:52 PM

well gyro honey i don't think any of US had a rooster chasing us!!! heheheh
couldn't help but picture it as i read it :)
roosters are funny anyway...and remember i did have one too...just that he only attacked dan and not me
thanks for sharing such an enjoyable story with us
caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Apr 3, 2008 | 6:38 PM

Can we re-create this for " America`s Funniest Home Videos "?
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Apr 3, 2008 | 7:01 PM

Oh did I enjoy that! ROTFLOL! The vision in my head -oh hiliariuos. gyro- you should write a book- you are so entertaining! thanks LOL
gyro_jumper read my blog view my photos
Apr 3, 2008 | 7:22 PM

My life is a series of funny little stories.
Never a dull moment. :-)
caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Apr 3, 2008 | 7:23 PM

I still like the one about the hand up the posterior making the lips move !
gyro_jumper read my blog view my photos
Apr 3, 2008 | 7:31 PM

LOL yea, I'm pretty proud of that one too casey.
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Apr 3, 2008 | 11:43 PM

gyro,that was too funny,i would have loved to seen that,(i hope no one did tho,they may of thought u were going nuts lol)
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Apr 4, 2008 | 7:59 AM

Just another day in the continuing drama of "Gyro Jumper's Journeys"!
gyro_jumper read my blog view my photos
Apr 4, 2008 | 8:32 AM

LOL - you got it girlscout!
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Apr 4, 2008 | 12:02 PM

such a drama queen!!! lol

cockadoodle dooo!!!!!! gyro

are ya skeered yet?
gyro_jumper read my blog view my photos
Apr 4, 2008 | 12:12 PM

Ok city girl - come on out and try to catch him! LOL
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Apr 4, 2008 | 5:49 PM

GS- what a great title for a book of gyro's short- funny stories! " Gyro_jumper's Journeys" LOL
dprin- you are sooo funny- shameless in your " pecking" on poor little gyro. LOL
HybridTalk read my blog view my photos
Apr 8, 2008 | 8:09 AM

So, a what does rooster taste like?

Chicken?

B^)
gyro_jumper read my blog view my photos
Apr 8, 2008 | 8:22 AM

mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm goooooooooooooood LOL
Page 1 of 1


Write your comment below:




gyro_jumper

I am a homemaker. I hope to start breeding goats in the spring. I have 2 alpines, 1 nigerian dwarf, 1 pygmy, and on mix goat. My children are grown, so now my goats are my "kids".

Member Since: 10/10/2006


 

View All Photos


RSS: XMLWhat is RSS?