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BUSH'S RESIGNATION SPEECH
Jun 22, 2008 | 8:47 AM
Category: Political
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My fellow Amercans.  It's been a long ten years since I took office, literally, from Al Gore.  Hehe..  When I started my reign in office, the country was in peace, the economy was doing well, heck the only thing on the news was Bill giving some Bimbo the Tour de Pants. 

 

Once I got in office, the terrists attacked us for no reason, so we went to Afghanistan and kicked some Al Kaydas to the curb .  But then I got to thinkin'..... while we're here we might as well shut Saddum Hussein up once and for all.  'Sides, it's good for the country.  If we're gonna have a new world order we're gonna need some new world LAW and order!  Hehe!  Yeah, I didn't mention a lot of things I could'a, but then you wouldn't have agreed to go!  Hehe!

 

But before I go, I just want to say thank you.  It's been fun.  I've enjoyed leading the world but I need a nap.  Now that Dick is president it's time for me to take on a different role.  I'm gonna be a fire engine. 

 

Thank You.

 

And remember,  there's an old saying in Tennessee... I know it's in Texas, probly in Tennessee, that says, "Fool me once.......  shame on.......... shame on  you............ you fooled me we can't get fooled again."

 

 

 

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pattiep read my blog view my photos
Jun 26, 2008 | 4:56 PM

That was really funny. Did you write that for him? LOL!! : )
northton read my blog view my photos
Jun 27, 2008 | 4:20 AM

All but the last part. LOL!
Meb452m read my blog
Jun 29, 2008 | 8:45 PM

Commedy is a good thing Norty. Have you got any good ones on Hillary or Obama, it's time for some " horror " now ! LOL !!!!!
Meb452m read my blog
Jun 29, 2008 | 8:48 PM

You need to twist that rubber band tighter Norty, if you want the propeller to spin fast enough to achieve vertical flight. I haven't seen zbert in awhile, did you take my advise, smother and beat out that fire ?
northton read my blog view my photos
Jun 30, 2008 | 4:40 PM

I can't go no tighter, Meb, or I'll get a snapped ascleptipus! Still Obama would be fun to pick on. He looks like Herman Muster!
northton read my blog view my photos
Jun 30, 2008 | 4:41 PM

Anybody know how to type in monotone?
northton read my blog view my photos
Jun 30, 2008 | 4:42 PM

We need an Al Gore font.
DEOP read my blog view my photos
Jul 1, 2008 | 8:23 AM

Classic bush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5xVRXLgLxw
Meb452m read my blog
Jul 1, 2008 | 8:41 PM

Norty, I like that Herman Munster angle. That is funnier than Hades ! Do you think his neck bolts would be capped with diamond studs ? He'd fit right in the family ride, the hearse. Teddy Kennedy could be Grandpa, maybe one of those basement experiments will finally blow him away ! LOL !!!! Pelosi could play the part of Lilly and Harry Reid would make a fine Eddie. Al Gore kinda reminds me of that weasel Dr. Smith on Lost in Space, a deceitfull pompous windbag ! Damn still stuck on commedy !
northton read my blog view my photos
Jul 2, 2008 | 1:22 AM

Ooooohh! Dr Smith! That's cold!
Meb452m read my blog
Jul 2, 2008 | 7:19 PM

Well Norty, I wouldn't want anyone thinking I'm tooo harsh, so how about another choice ? Remember " Frank " the ferret, on " MASH ", Gore could play that part convincingly ! LOL !!!! I missed a word in Dr. Smith's description which would be lazy. So we now have a choice of weasel or ferret, any preference ?
northton read my blog view my photos
Jul 2, 2008 | 11:25 PM

I dunno. I don't want to offend either!
Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Jul 3, 2008 | 1:25 PM

George, is it you? Why are you dressed this way?

You are so nice to ferrets and weasels.

Nothing better than a good laugh. Thanks!
Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Jul 3, 2008 | 1:35 PM

I had to LQQk again. This gets funnier every time I see it.
Meb452m read my blog
Jul 3, 2008 | 7:30 PM

Okay Norty. LOL !!!! We'll leave the ferret and weasel alone. I don't think you can humanly offend a skunk. How about Gore in the part of Pepi LaPew ? He does raise a bit of a stink when giving a speach ! Gammies, Halloween is in October, you can put that avitar away. LOL !
Meb452m read my blog
Jul 3, 2008 | 7:33 PM

crap typo : speach is suppossed to be speech. There must be something wrong with this computer, can't be me cause I'm perfect in each and every way ? Have a safe and fun holiday Norty and Gammies !
Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Jul 4, 2008 | 7:37 AM

Thank you Meb. Happy 4th!

New Avatar is the youngest grand baby. Ain't she cute! Her mom entered her in a baby contest. Think she'll win? LOL
Meb452m read my blog
Jul 4, 2008 | 8:43 PM

Gammies I hope you don't take this wrong, but there is a question that I must ask, if that's your grand baby in the avitar. Perchance, are you Satan's mother-in-law ? LOL !!! That's a scary baby picture there.
Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Jul 4, 2008 | 9:40 PM

Yes, it is my grand baby. No, I'm not his mother in law yet, but I'll let you know as soon as my daughter marries him. They have been together for 8 years. High school sweet hearts.
northton read my blog view my photos
Jul 6, 2008 | 8:57 PM

Awwwwwwwww.... That's precious...
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I like sharing ideas and ideals in an open forum. I may not like what you have to say but you can still say it here. I try to be fair. I'll often admit that the positions I support have flaws. I detest bloggers who always base their opinions on their political party's rhetoric and never have an original thought. I am neither a Republican or a Democrat. I vote for whoever I think will do the best job of running things. I may be wrong but at least I think with my own brain. I am looking forward to seeing an open debate between Obama and McCain. I think Obama will whip McCain so badly that you wouldn't believe it. I think Rush Limbaugh is the biggest and most dishonest jerk that ever lived. John "New Orleans Deserved It" Hagee is somewhere right alongside him. If you like Limbaugh or Hagee then you're ignorant and you suck. Whatever you think, join the blog! Come and debate! Let the politicians know what the public really thinks on an open forum like mine where free speech cannot be denied!

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