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Your walking down a deserted street with your wife and two children. Suddenly from around a corner an Islamic terrorist  screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises a knife and charges towards you and your family.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and are an expert shot. In a few seconds you decide to?

Democrat:

Well; its not enough information to answer the question.

Does the man look poor or depressed?

Have I ever done anything to inspire him to attack?

Could I run away?

What does my wife think?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have the appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, what kinda message am I sending my children?

Why is the street so deserted?

Could we raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street to discourage such behavior?

Republican:

"BANG"

Red Neck:

"BANG"BANG"BANG"BANG"BANG"BANG"BANG"BANG"BANG" click click reloading , "BANG"BANG"BANG"BANG"BANG"BANG"BANG"BANG"BANG"

Daughter: Nice grouping daddy! Were those silver tips or hollow points?

Son: you got him! Can I try the next one?

Wife: Your not taking that to the taxidermist!