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Well boys and girls, I've done the research and this is how you should vote:

Prez
___Obama

Ohio(Summary)
___Issue 1 - Yes
___Issue 2 - No
___Issue 3 - No
___Issue 5 - Yes
___Issue 6 - Yes
___Atty Gen - Crites
___Congress 10th - Conroy
___Rep 14th - Morris
___Cuyahoga Comm - Sutherland
___Prosecuter - Butler
___County Recorder - Luks

Cleveland (Summary)
___Issue 35 - Yes
___Issue 36 - Yes
___Issue 37 - Yes
___Issue 38 - Yes
___Issue 39 - Yes
___Issue 40 - No

Well boys and girls, I've done the research and this is how you should vote:

Prez
___Obama

Ohio(Summary)
___Issue 1 - Yes
___Issue 2 - No
___Issue 3 - No
___Issue 5 - Yes
___Issue 6 - Yes
___Atty Gen - Crites
___Congress 10th - Conroy
___Rep 14th - Morris
___Cuyahoga Comm - Sutherland
___Prosecuter - Butler
___County Recorder - Luks

Cleveland (Summary)
___Issue 35 - Yes
___Issue 36 - Yes
___Issue 37 - Yes
___Issue 38 - Yes
___Issue 39 - Yes
___Issue 40 - No

Are we there yet?

Obama: You suck.
McCain: No, you suck. A big one.

Obama: Dude you goin down.
McCain: What? Didn't drink a 40 today?

Obama: Yo mama so old, osteoperosis is outta date.
McCain: Yo mamma WAS so fat, she used flour to find the wet spot.

Obama: So watch you doin' for the economy?
McCain: Well, no taxes for one and number two, give you a ticket back Shy Town.

Obama: You gonna tax so much, the bail out is gonna look like a dollar store.
McCain: Yo mama WAS so fat...

Obama: You already said that. Must be the alzheimers.
McCain: Alzheimers? What community did you organize? A yeah, the bums!

Obama: Time for nap?
McCain: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. What the.....

Obama: Wake up John!
McCain: You wake up. The American people don't want a ACORN, Ayers loving, Wright spewing, half a muslim wanna be, runnin' the country.

Obama: Prove it. You can't lift your arm to wave the flag you buck fusher.
McCain: Wave the flag? You can't put your hand on your heart!. You pledge greivance.

Obama: Yeah, the Cardinals ain't gonna win a game this year.
McCain: And the Bears will come to a screeching halt.

Obama: So, you had to get a hooker look alike to be your VP.
McCain: And your VP? He needs 3 shoes. Two for his feet and one for his mouth. How 'bout those plugs?

Obama: So, you can't be President, you can't design the White House master bedroom like a Hanoi prison cell.
McCain: So, your gonna design it like slave quarters?

Now taking bets

On television today a Democratic operative pointed out that when Obama holds a rally 25-30,000 people show up, whereas when McCain holds one he only draws 10-15,000.

 A Republican spokesman replied, 'That's because most of McCain's supporters are at work.

No matter which way you cut it, well educated people are responsible for what is going on right now. They are the "experts". If you're gonna give poor uneducated people a mortgage they can't pay, they will take it. They don't care about the future. But, supposedly, the well educated do care about the future. Notice I didn't refer to the well educated as smart. You can have a good education and still be as dumb as a rock. Undergraduates, take note.

Excerpt from Forbes 400 article:

"The rich haven't gotten richer--or poorer--this year. The price of admission to this, the 27th edition of The Forbes 400, is $1.3 billion for the second year in a row. The assembled net worth of America's wealthiest rose by $30 billion--only 2%--to $1.57 trillion."

So, send them the bill for the bailout!

Dick Fuld

I am the one
Who lost control
But at the end I’ll be
The last man standing with my millions

I am the one
Who sold his soul
Forever gone to be
The last man standing

Money on my mind
Everything I fight to win
Taking all and giving nothing back
Whatever my pride would let me
Not backing down
Not giving in

I wouldn’t lose
I couldn’t die
I don't care

I am the one
Who lost control
But at the end I’ll be
The last man standing

 

Lyrics adapted from Hammerfall-Last Man Standing

 

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance. This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed 'Bearack Obama'!

 

What I heard on the street. Don't know if the following is true, but:

The battery on the Prius won't last the life of the loan. A replacement battery will cost more than what the car is worth after four years.

In  a head on collision, EMS can't use the Jaws-of-Life for fear of electrocution. They must use special jaws to extract you.

How will the used up lithium batteries be recycled to protect the environment? You can't toss them in a landfill.

Is this stuff true?

From my Kiplinger newsletter:

"McCain’s big tax cuts would be a hard sell. His plan to extend Bush’s cuts and add more would cost $627 billion over 10 years. Even if it spurred the economy and brought in more revenue, there would be a lag and the deficit would still rise. McCain’s plans to rein in spending...freezing domestic programs at current levels and ending earmarks...would save only $20 billion a year, barely denting the deficit."

"Obama wouldn’t fare much better. His tax hike on upper-incomers, along with cuts for most others, would add $595 billion in revenue over 10 years. But that wouldn’t go far in fulfilling his promises to spend $15 billion more a year on alternative energy, $18 billion on education and $100 billion on health care. Also at risk: More funding to rebuild the armed forces, expand job training, shore up Medicaid, lend more to small businesses and boost science research."

Hey political bloggers, today is "National Talk Like A Pirate Day". Let's see your impersonation of Obama and McCain talking like a pirate.

Good news: They beat the spread last night. Cha Ching.

Bad news: I looked at the schedule - I don't see them winning any games this year.

Disclaimer: the link to the website below has gross images and content. You've been warned.

One of my favorite websites is Doodie.com Go there, if you dare, and check out the "Obama vs McCain" link.