statueman's Blog

Man I love republicans... I'm a black man and a conservative and you can call me Uncle Tom all day long but I love republicans and I will tell you why.

Cause most of them got a book that I like to read... only I try to read it twice as much as they do and leave off with reading to much else when I want an insight into how we should be acting on the world stage.  (Though the Art of War by Tsun Zu is pretty good.)

Anywho... I love republicans!  I love um!  Cause when somebody does something they disagree with it's so easy to make reference to the good book so you can show them where they are screwing up.  Take ole Hagee for instance, God forgive me but I know that the last time I checked... prophets judge an area or a community and tell them a disaster is on the way if they don't change... But not ole Hagee... he's the one who tells folks they lost their house to a flood cause they're evil.  Seems to me that if God had told him to tell folks that he would have told them before they lost their house.

Let's see... Califonia just passed Gay marriage... hope we don't have a big earthquake cause then we're really gonna get it from Hagee.  And Mc Cain will probably win and after that Hagee will run for president and win cause folks will think he did warn us and Snake Plisken will have to go into the Los Angeles Island prison and save President Hagee's daughter...  Bet you thought Snake was dead didn't you?

And did I tell you I love republicans?  Cause I do... I really do and I love Jesus and I'm against Planned Parenthood and think we need to rethink abortion on demand and we need to fight crime and drugs and illegal immigration but when did we go to war with a religion?  Look... if we're going to do that then let's do it right and take all the volunteers to the crusades that want to go and we can secure Jerusalem for anybody who wants to live there to live there in peace.  We can become the last nation on earth to go on a Crusade to the Holy Lands with soldiers from every religion.   Then maybe in  10 years they'll be a Chinese woman and an Irish Transvestite facing off in the US democratic primaries in Syria. 

I think if Jesus was here today he'd tell the parable of the good Muslim.  Folks in other nations judge us by the fact that we are bought and sold on the fear mongering of our leadership when there are peace loving folks all through the middle east who are willing to die for that peace and freedom.  And some of these are Christian Arabs and Christian Palestinians (and secular folks too) are praying that cooler American heads will prevail and quite with the incessant prophetic interpretation and start with some real live good ole American prophetic action.  Maybe we should have waited until Saddam did something before we invaded.  Maybe we should just wait until something really horrible happens ten times as big as 9/11... But we didn't and that's why I love republicans.  We got boots on the ground "Over There" so now it's time to talk but nobodies doing it cause like the first Bush said... we suffer from a white adult male intelligence community.   And we would have done so well to put the Iraq Army to work but like idiots we disbanded them and guess what soldiers go and do when you fire them?  (We used that German Army pretty well though...)

We got to get a grip... there is a way to fight this war that will help all of us but if we don't get out of this amer-euro bred everybodies a nut case but us mentality then 9/11s gonna look like a picnic.  Nixon sat down with China... Reagan sat down with Russia... and I might have to overlook Planned Parenthood so that Obama might sit down with Radical Islam... thought I'd rather Mc Cain did it but at this point I don't think he'd get anywhere.  Maybe it's a good thing some Americans think Obama's a muslim.   But I love republicans... don't get me wrong...  But if we gonna bless Isreal inorder to be blessed maybe we should update those teachings to the new testament and ask God to bless Iran and Hezbullah and Syria and France and Ireland and...