May 16, 2008 | 2:58 PM
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Poor George.
No respect.
He made a special trip to visit his family friends in Saudi Arabia and begged his "close personal friends" to squeeze more oil out of the sand to help reduce the outrageous price of gas.
Their response, "You Dumbass, we increased the shipment to you on May 10 by 300,000 barrels (evidently Dick failed to fill the boss in on this small detail). If you need more oil PAY FOR IT".
My, my, it's a sad day when your "friends" turn on you.
Dumbo the Flying Fool has been flitting around the world and at every turn, he get insulted and spat upon.
It's payback for 7 years of arrogant cowboy non-diplomacy.
A well deserved reward for the actions and inactions of the most incompetent person ever to have stolen and election, started a phoney war and wrecked a great economy.
May 16, 2008 | 9:22 AM
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Oh my, is Ronda ever going to be p*ss*d.
I can see the bill that the, "SAVIOR OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY", will file next year. Among other things it will ban swinging "ball nutz", "round earth" education and DRAG QUEEN CAR WASHES.
In case your steed is dirty, you can get it washed this Saturday in Tampa (that den of sin and debauchery) by Sister Mary Mountain Dewme and her band of Drag Queen pals in the Tampa Bay Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence group..
Proceeds go to charity and a gay old time will be had by all.
You do support charitable causes Ronda? How about it girl, will you help out the other "girls"?
May 16, 2008 | 7:05 AM
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The California Supreme Court has determined that the "right to form a family relationship" is a Constitutional Right which includes same sex couples who reside in the land of fruits and nuts.
HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?
WILL ALL SINNERS IN CALIFORNIA BE TURNED INTO PILLARS OF SALT?
HARDLY.
The Court does what courts do in our Republic, they interpret laws. They ruled that laws passed by the Legislative process in some California cities violated the rights of some citizens. THAT'S WHAT OUR CONSTITUTION DEMANDS.
The good folks of California now have the opportunity to amend the Constitution and overturn this decision if the majority of voters choose to do so.
This is about as American as you can get. Each branch of government doing their job, with the voters having the final say.
What's wrong with that?
May 15, 2008 | 8:17 AM
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Army Spc. Jeremy Hall has served two tours in Iraq and won a Combat Medal. He now sits in a barracks in Kansas, assigned a full time bodyguard to ensure his safety.
His crime. He is an Atheist.
An Atheist who joined the Army and fought for our Freedom, yet he is denied his choice of rejecting the majority Christian Doctrine.
Since he refused to join in prayer and did not hide his beliefs, his commanding officers and fellow troops threatened and berated him.
Supposedly we are fighting in Iraq to ensure the religious freedoms of the Iraqi's as well as protecting our freedoms from those who would impose unwanted religious beliefs on us..
Doesn't this apply to the troops?
This is an unacceptable example of intolerance and narrowmindedness. Shame on us.
May 14, 2008 | 7:56 PM
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Hi Orlando Blog mates.
A couple of my buds from the pinko, liberal, commie blog community of Tampa have set up shop in the fair city of Mickey and Goofy, so I decided to visit.
I would like to extend an invitation for ALL of you to attend a grand celebration party at my house on Jan. 20 2009. I will provide the finest food and the best booze to celebrate that GRAND occasion..
We will be rid of Dumbo the Flying Fool (a.k.a. G.W. Bush), the most incompetent and evil person ever to have stolen an election and driven our country into economic ruin and military chaos.
Come celebrate with me and we'll raise a pint to our new President.....it really matters not who wins, NOBODY can be as bad as the regime of Dick and Dumb.
May 14, 2008 | 7:22 PM
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Edward Allen Covington has apparently confessed to the murder and mutilation of the Lutz mom, her two children and the family dog.
Covington is the son of a Hillsborough Detention Deputy and worked as a detention officer at one time.
He was Baker acted (a mentally unstable person who may harm himself) in connection with a call which discovered he had killed and dismembered three cats in his kitchen. He bashed in the skull of one of the kittens on the side of the sink. All were mutilated. He was sitting on the floor crying and delusional.
The questions begs, why was he not prosecuted for this crime?
Would this not be the REDDEST of flags for the authorities?
It is well known that serial killers nearly always have a history of animal torture and abuse.
Why was he not charged and prosecuted?
Could that have saved the lives of Lisa, Savannah and Zackery?
He apparently was smoking crack cocaine and his father claims he is Bipolar.
Many questions remain unanswered.
May 14, 2008 | 8:14 AM
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I guess I said something to disappoint our friends at Fox.
Last week two of my posts were selected for the Community Blog but mysteriously were yanked the next day.
None of my posts have been selected since.
Please forgive me Chris, for any sins I have committed or for any thoughts which may have offended the Blog Gods at Fox.
It may be a technical malfunction and if I have falsely accused you of the ultimate sin of "censorship" please accept my apology in advance.
Your PAL forever, YD.
May 13, 2008 | 8:03 PM
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We seem to have lost a couple of our resident RWNJ's to the land of Mickey, Minnie and Goofy.
The blog crowd in Orlando contains the last bastion of "true believers"...they believe anything our illustrious leaders, otherwise known as "Dick and Dumb", tell them.
No questions asked, no dissent allowed and lord knows, NO questioning the wisdom of the "War to Hang Saddam", the Patriot Act or the Torture of "alleged" terrorists.
I hope the boys enjoy the quite nodding of heads in silent tribute and the calm reverence to the ideals and tactics of our soon to be departed (THANK GOD), cabal of cahoots.
LONG LIVE MICKEY and LET'S ALL BE GOOFY!
Have fun boys.
Come home when you're bored.
May 13, 2008 | 7:21 AM
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When a suspect opens his mouth and the words "I WANT AN ATTORNEY" spews forth, what does the statement mean?
Not much to some cops it seems.
The confession of John Couey was tossed for this reason and he was convicted only because the other evidence against him was so overwhelming..............he could have escaped justice however , if the prosecution had been less skillful.
Now David Onstott's confession has been tossed in the murder case of Jessica Lundy in Ruskin.
His plea for an attorney was ignored by investigators and his conviction is now in danger.
This is not rocket science folks, every rookie police trainee knows the drill. When the perp asks for an attorney, the questions cease and you go from there.
DUH!
This is not a complicated issue and it's a shame if this guy escapes justice because a cop "dumbed down" during the interrogation.
May 12, 2008 | 7:21 AM
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Walter Funk is a 77 year old retiree who heard some noises inside his home in Seminole
He discovered a burglar trying to escape. The 22 yo woman mumbled that she was looking for her boyfriend. The fact that she was wearing gloves tipped off Walter that she was up to no good.
He called the cops and told her to remain.
She tried to escape.
He restrained her.
She figured that she could beat up and old guy.
They struggled on the floor.
She tried to kick him in his boys.
She bit him.
She pulled a knife and tried to cut him.
He decided it was time to take decisive action so her smacked her "upside" the head with a BIG pair of pliers.
End of fight.
The old guy wins.
As she sits in jail, awaiting her trial, JUSTICE has already begun.
Way to go Walter.
May 10, 2008 | 8:46 AM
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Our resident caveman has determined that the best way to achieve the full exercise of his goal of the exercise of "provocative, stimulating discussion" is to allow NO DISCUSSION at all.
His decision to allow no comments from the peanut gallery is his to make, but how this contributes to a meaningful discourse is a mysterious strategy.
I am confused.
May 8, 2008 | 8:22 PM
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Never let it be said that I am unfair or overanxious to criticize our great leader George W. (right on this one) Bush.
While the pinko commie liberal Democrats and a slew of their turncoat Republican Comrades push forward a $300,000,000,000 (THREE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLAR) bailout scheme to rescue greedy, lazy, stupid and corrupt borrowers, our great President and saviour of free enterprise, threatens to veto this awful giveaway.
On this one, our boy is a hero.
See.
I can be fair.
Nanny, nanny, boo boo..................
May 8, 2008 | 7:26 AM
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Stephanie Ragusa sits in jail, bond withheld, awaiting trial on doing the "horizontal mambo" with a 15 yo student.
It seems that the "sex teacher" was a busy girl. Authorities speculate that she "instructed" at least 4 lads and maybe more.
The big smile she wore at her first, second and third arrests indicated that she has a "problem".
Obviously this miscreant has some mental issues other than just being a big, stupid slut.
May 7, 2008 | 9:08 PM
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OK boys and girls.
We have had an interesting week of lockdowns, meltdowns and throwdowns.
Let's start a "civilized family of respectful" bloggers.
You may join the family by agreeing to :
a. refrain from personal attacks (calling George Bush an evil fool doesn't count).
b. never use multiple names.
c. avoid cutting and pasting articles longer than 20 words.
d. show respect for differing views.
e. never utter a vile or sexually offensive statement.
f. never utter a racist, sexist or bigoted statement.
I am willing to forget past transgressions and hopefully all will start afresh.
Violation of these tenants will result in the banishment of the offending party to the purgatory of the blog world...never to be responded to and to be deleted without comment.
Any takers?
May 7, 2008 | 5:28 PM
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I wonder if our pal Freak can:
a. rejoin the blog Nation and post something we can reply to?
b. get over whatever ails him, hopefully it's nothing fatal.
c. totally ignore the past and start afresh, with a new resolve of ignoring occasional pains in the patootie?
A week without our pal will indeed be a Freaky Friday.
Phone home ET.
