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JUSTICE
May 12, 2008 | 7:21 AM
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Walter Funk is a 77 year old retiree who heard some noises inside his home in Seminole

He discovered a burglar trying to escape. The 22 yo woman mumbled that she was looking for her boyfriend. The fact that she was wearing gloves tipped off Walter that she was up to no good.

He called the cops and told her to remain.

She tried to escape.

He restrained her.

She figured that she could beat up and old guy.

They struggled on the floor.

She tried to kick him in his boys.

She bit him.

She pulled a knife and tried to cut him.

He decided it was time to take decisive action so her smacked  her "upside" the head with a BIG pair of pliers. 

End of fight.

The old guy wins.

As she sits in jail, awaiting her trial, JUSTICE has already begun.

Way to go Walter.
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For_The_People read my blog
May 12, 2008 | 7:45 AM

You go Walter!
MoonOwl read my blog view my photos
May 12, 2008 | 8:10 AM

Walter kicks butt!

Hopefully Justice prevails and this chicks friends keep their distance from Walter and his family. Perhaps their neighbors could keep an eye out?

Punks need to remember the right to defend ourselves and our property has been reinstated and some of us will defend no matter our 'age'. hehehehehe.... Armed Neighborhood Watch Patrols. Can we say deterrent? :) Tho, that's its own can of worms if not applied w/sanity, logic and reason. ha!

MoonOwl
yellowdog read my blog view my photos
May 12, 2008 | 8:11 AM

Smack down, goes to the old guy.
mmustangg read my blog view my photos
May 12, 2008 | 9:58 AM

Today, Walter is singing the old folk song "If I had a hammer....."!
To bad his plyers didn't go bang!
yellowdog read my blog view my photos
May 12, 2008 | 10:52 AM

She was lucky Walter was not "packin' a piece". He seems like the kind of guy who would ventilate a crook.
leasheryn read my blog
May 12, 2008 | 6:52 PM

Good for you, Walter!!
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