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""Senior" personal ads

 Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers: 
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?) 

FOXY LADY: 
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 
80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for 

sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. 
matching white shoes and belt a plus.  

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: 
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,

and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. 
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem. 

SERENITY NOW: 
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. 

If you are the silent type, let's get together, 
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. 

WINNING SMILE: 

Active grandmother with original teeth seekinga dedicated flosser 

to share rare steaks,corn on the cob and caramel candy 

BEATLES OR STONES? 
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on 

Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. 
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, 
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes. 

MEMORIES: 
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. 
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, 

let's put our two heads together. 

MINT CONDITION: 
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, 
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. 
Isn't in running condition, but walks well